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Chapter 37: Who Says This Cat is Kind-Hearted?
Chapter 37: Who Says This Cat is Kind-Hearted?
“Wow! What a cute Little White Cat. Big Fat Tabby Cat, is this your baby?” A young lady passing by saw Li Li, followed by a little glutinous rice ball. She couldn’t help but stop and ask.
What a cute Little White Cat, the white fur on its body is all puffed up, making it look like a big glutinous rice ball.
For a super invincible little cutie like this, only Big Fat Raccoon Cat’s genes could produce it, right?
“Meow~( I say, if you don’t want your eyes, you can donate them to someone else. This is a tabby cat, that’s a white cat. Moreover, I am a male cat. Do you have to be so ridiculous? )” Li Li rolled his eyes when he heard this. Didn’t she see the massive arsenal hanging behind him?
Besides, any person with a brain should know that if he really had children, they would be little tabby cats. How could it be a Little White Cat?
“Meow~( Yes, yes, I am Daddy’s good child. )” The Little White Cat bounced back, and then was pressed down by Li Li with a paw.
“Meow~( Don’t talk nonsense, and stay away from her. Do you know what kind of person she is? Why are you so excited? )” Li Li was speechless. Why didn’t this little kitten have any sense of vigilance? She was getting close to anyone on the street who said a couple of nice words to her?
“Meow~( You mean she’s a bad person? Daddy. )” The Little White Cat immediately crawled out from under his paw upon hearing this. She ran to Li Li’s side and cautiously looked at the young lady who had crouched down.
Sure enough, what Mommy said was right. There is a kind Big Fat Uncle on this street. As long as she calls him Daddy, he will definitely help her.“Meow~( Sigh! )” Li Li couldn’t help but sigh when he heard the Little White Cat’s address.
What to do? His lifelong reputation was about to be ruined. He had to quickly send this unlucky little one to someone reliable. Otherwise, if other cats saw this, his reputation would be over.
“Little Glutinous Rice Ball, don’t be afraid. Big Sister is not a bad person.” The young lady said, seeing the Little White Cat peeking out from behind Li Li.
It’s so cute. She absolutely loved this little guy.
Does Big Fat Tabby Cat actually have such a cute child? She didn’t even know.
“Meow~( Little one, listen carefully. This cat will teach you the first rule of surviving out here. Never trust a guy with empty hands. They don’t even want to give you any food, but just want to get close to you. How can they be good people? )” Li Li said, looking at the young lady blocking his path.
This young lady in front of him, while saying the kitten was cute, didn’t make any move to offer anything. At first glance, she was a stingy person. Dealing with this kind of person would definitely result in being taken advantage of.
“Meow~( I remember. )” The Little White Cat nodded her head and took note of this.
So, you can’t trust the words of humans who don’t have food in their hands.
“Meow~( Good, remember that. Now, continue walking with this cat. I will teach you some skills to please humans. Later, I’ll replace you a Litter Shovel Officer, ensuring you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life. )” Li Li said and bypassed the young lady who was blocking his way.
“Meow~( Okay, okay. )” The Little White Cat immediately followed.
“Don’t go, Big Fat Tabby Cat, and Little Glutinous Rice Ball. I can help you take care of Little Glutinous Rice Ball, Big Fat Tabby Cat.” The young lady immediately said, seeing the two cats, big and small, bypass her.
If she was not mistaken, this Little Glutinous Rice Ball was already weaned, right? And for Big Fat Tabby Cat to bring her out so swaggeringly, it was very likely to replace her an owner.
She felt that she was very suitable. If you ask her why she was so sure, it’s because she heard from her mother that their first cat, a female cat, was sent to them in this way.
“Meow~( Daddy, this human said she wants to take care of me. )” The Little White Cat, trotting behind Li Li, stopped and said.
“Meow~( Don’t listen to her nonsense. Humans are fickle. She says she wants to take care of you now, but in a few days she might throw you away. You don’t know her, how can you be sure she’s not lying? )” Li Li sneered when he heard this.
Aren’t eight or nine out of ten stray cats like this now? This little guy was still too young to believe their lies.
To replace a Litter Shovel Officer, you definitely need to replace someone who feeds cats regularly, at least those who have love and truly like cats.
Those who come empty-handed and only rely on words are the least trustworthy.
“Meow~( I see. Daddy is really amazing. )” The Little White Cat looked enlightened, then quickly caught up with Li Li.
“Don’t go, Big Fat Tabby Cat, and Little Glutinous Rice Ball.” The young lady continued to shout, but the Little White Cat didn’t stop this time.
“Meow~( Now, this cat will teach you the ultimate skill that I rely on for survival. You must learn it seriously. As long as you learn this trick, you will be guaranteed to have food and clothing wherever you go. )” Li Li said, stopping in front of the steamed bun shop.
“Meow~( I will definitely study hard. )” The Little White Cat instantly perked up and paid three hundred percent attention. Then, under her watchful eyes,
Li Li meowed softly and sat down in front of the steamed bun shop. When the shop assistant came out,
He immediately rubbed against her leg, then fell down, exposing his belly and looking at her with big, round eyes.
“You Big Fat Tabby Cat, here to beg for food again. Why did you bring a kitten with you today?” The shop assistant said with a wry smile. She saw the Little White Cat also imitate Li Li and gave her the same routine.
Immediately, she scolded with a smile: “You Big Fat Tabby Cat, you don’t know how to teach your kitten good things, only teaching her these bad things, making her come here to cheat for food and drink.”
Saying that, she touched the Little White Cat’s head: “Little one, wait a minute, I’ll get you something to eat.”
“Meow~( Daddy is so amazing. The trick he taught me made the human give me food immediately. )” The Little White Cat said admiringly, looking at the shop assistant who went inside.
“Meow~( Of course. This cat has been hanging out on this street for so many years, I didn’t do it for nothing. As long as you can learn a thing or two, it will be enough for you to live a good life. )” Li Li said, yawning. He took a few small steps forward and continued to teach: “Meow~( To be a cat, you have to be kind to humans, you know? This way, it’s easier to cheat for food. And before begging for food, observe what kind of human this is. Don’t just rush up rashly, or you might get beaten. )”
“Meow~( I know. )” The Little White Cat nodded.
“Meow~( Good, and there’s one more important thing to remember. You must stay away from children, you know? )” Seeing her seriousness, Li Li solemnly warned her.
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