I Am Unaware That I Am the Peerless Martial God
Chapter 76

After leaving the room, Yi Feng rushed directly to the toilet.

It was an immense relief.

"Ah!"

"That feels good."

"Why do I keep having stomach cramps today, and it's endless? It must be the unclean food from this restaurant," Yi Feng complained while squatting over the toilet.

However, the faces of the two women left in the room grew increasingly ugly.

At this moment, the combined effects of the two drugs were rushing directly to their heads. Their bodies grew hot and sweaty, their jade feet stomped the floor, and their jade hands couldn't help but claw at the table.

"Sir...when is he coming back?"

Mao Yun'er gritted her teeth and asked with difficulty.

"I...I don't know either."

Yao Ling'er was also extremely uncomfortable. These drugs worked the same on cultivators and mortals alike. She felt like if she didn't replace an outlet soon, she would burst.

Just then, Mao Yun'er suddenly pounced on her, grabbing her arm tightly.

"Get...get away from me!" Yao Ling'er yelled angrily, but looking at Mao Yun'er, as soon as the words left her mouth, her red lips pressed against Mao Yun'er's.

In that moment...

The two women were burning with passion.

"I'm back!"

Finally, Yi Feng returned leisurely from the bathroom. Pushing open the door, he saw the two entwined figures.

He stood rooted to the spot in shock.

"Holy shit."

"Lesbians!"

"Sorry for disturbing, goodbye."

Having said that, Yi Feng turned to leave.

"Sir..."

"It's not what it looks like, let us explain..."

Seeing this, the two women's faces changed dramatically. They wanted to chase after him and explain, but the drugs in their systems prevented them from taking action. They could only watch helplessly as the door slammed shut.

After leaving the room, Yi Feng shook his head with a complicated expression.

He didn't expect these two girls, who had seemed decent enough, to be like this behind closed doors.

He couldn't accept it, he really couldn't accept this.

Shaking his head, Yi Feng left the place. Before leaving, he didn't forget to hang the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door.

The night quickly passed.

Yi Feng went home to catch up on sleep, then continued lying in the yard playing with his dog.

"Pfft!"

At the Pingjiang Chamber of Commerce, Mao Lin who sat at the head spat out a mouthful of old blood. Trembling, he pointed at Mao Yun'er and asked, "You, you, not only did you fail, you also lost an invaluable copper coin, and in the end got slept by a woman?"

Mao Yun'er's eyes were red from crying as she cowered on the ground, nodding her head limply.

She had never imagined that her first time...

Would be with a woman.

...

"What?!"

At the same time, Ning Xuanwu of the Xuanwu Sect flew into a rage. Pointing at Yao Ling'er before him, he asked hoarsely, "Are you saying your only accomplishment this time was sleeping with a woman?"

Yao Ling'er's expression was complicated. She bit her lips and knelt on the ground, not even daring to breathe loudly.

"Then what about my Twin Star Dark Blades?" Ning Xuanwu questioned further.

"Lost..." Yao Ling'er's voice was barely a whisper.

As soon as she spoke, Ning Xuanwu slumped onto his chair. In his raging anger, his thick palms punched his own chest again and again as he spit out mouthfuls of blood.

"Calm down, Sect Leader, calm down!"

"Sect Leader, please calm down!"

Seeing this, Ning Xuanwu's followers were terrified. They all knelt on the ground calling out.

After a long time, Ning Xuanwu finally pointed at Yao Ling'er and said tremblingly, "You...go reflect at Xuanwu Cliff for one year. Don't come out for a year."

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