I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!
Chapter 133 - 133: Death Due to the Loss of Body Organs?

Chapter 133 - 133: Death Due to the Loss of Body Organs?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“Who are you? How did you get in here!”

The old man beside Elder Liang regained his composure and asked in a low voice.

No matter the threat the other side posed, this was an absolute challenge to their organization!

This was something they absolutely couldn’t tolerate! “Haha, how did I get in? Naturally, I walked in.”

“I have to say, the security of this place is really trash.”

“Just a few pieces of garbage guards and you think you can stop someone? Have you become too arrogant over the years, or have you truly become frogs at the bottom of a well?”

The hoarse voice was filled with sarcasm!

At this moment, the elder’s right hand was slowly moving to his back.

He intended to reach for the dagger hanging at his waist.

This dagger was another strange item the elder had obtained.

It had strong offensive capabilities!

Clearly, he planned to strike first.

But the hoarse voice from under the black cloak sounded again.

“Don’t bother. Your Soulshadow Dagger is useless against me.”

“I’m not here to kill you today. Don’t worry, it’s not yet time for me to kill you.” “After all, I don’t want that old b*stard at your home to go crazy just yet.” “Today, I just want to tell you one thing, stay away from Brother Dao from now on!”

“If I get any news about you wanting to harm him!”

“Even if it triggers chaos across the world, I will slice each and every one of you and feed you to the dogs!”

“Tell that b*stard! If he doesn’t want me to go crazy, do as I say!”

As the last sentence ended, the figure on the chair in front of the two had disappeared.

The person in the black cloak had vanished from their sight.

He came and left like a shadow!

Elder Liang and his companion exchanged glances, both sensing a hint of fear in each other’s eyes.

Sigh…

It seemed like they would need to fight a tortuous battle.

A day passed.

The situation around Miner Ermao’s incident was heating up like crazy.

But here’s the weird thing – no matter when or how it happened, the buzz around this issue just couldn’t reach its peak!

As soon as it got into the top ten trending topics, the heat would fizzle out really quick!

But they didn’t manage to completely shut it down across the internet.

It was like they were playing a tug-of-war game to the extreme.

To be honest, this was a pretty normal move.

They kept the buzz from going too far and gave those angry fans a way to blow off steam.

Internet users had memories like goldfish.

As time went on, and the focus shifted to other things, this whole issue naturally calmed down. That was what they were aiming for!

But Li Yidao didn’t care about all those tactics!

He was all about the incident itself!

As for the problems at the coal mine where Ermao worked, they actually set up an investigation team!

There wasn’t a big fuss about it, just some announcements.

Among the netizens who got hooked on Ermao’s suicide drama, only a handful noticed those announcements.

This was part of the other side’s tug-of-war strategy!

Surface-level public opinion wasn’t really the scary part!

They only feared substantial strikes.

But this was just the beginning. If Li Yidao wanted to really get the scoop, he had to keep his eyes peeled.

This matter could not be resolved in a day.

Today, Li Yidao enjoyed his breakfast from Li Xinting, just like usual, then chilled in the funeral shop, waiting for the occasional customers.

The funeral shop’s business had gone back to its old rhythm.

It was only when Li Yidao had just exploded in popularity that many people had come over, especially when he sold that yellow paper.

People rushed into his shop like crazy to buy it.

But once they figured out it was just regular yellow paper, the excitement died down.

It had to be said that many of Li Yidao’s plans failed.

He clearly planned to become an internet celebrity who did paid advertisements.

But now…

He was not in the mood at all.

However, he still needed to keep doing livestreams, since he had to build his customer base.

He found something strange. Perhaps the system was secretly promoting.

Every time he did a live stream, he would get some high-quality customers.

It was the best time for him to develop his business!

So today, after letting the fans wait for countless days, he finally agreed to open today’s live stream.

It started at 10 AM.

Li Yidao opened the live stream on time.

In an instant, the familiar screen freeze occurred.

No surprise there…

Li Yidao’s live streams were pretty scarce. One couldn’t expect the platform to keep him on a dedicated server all the time, right?

That would be a massive strain on the platform’s resources.

The switch happened only when he just was going live.

So, when millions of fans rushed in like a tidal wave…

Screen freeze was just the usual drill.

A classic opening always belonged to one word.

“F*ck! First place!” “First place!”

“First place!”

“I’m first!”

The chat was flooded with who knew how many “first place” messages.

Even Li Yidao looked utterly confused!

Was it so important to be first?

Wasn’t it more important to become the first big brother of the live stream?

Maybe Li Yidao’s inner thoughts manifested.

[Brother Dao gets the richest little fanboys to tip 100 rockets and leave a message, “I’m the number one in today’s livestream! Challenge me if you dare!

Then, rockets flew all over the sky!

But this was only the beginning.

[Fearless Climber tips 100 luxury cars and leaves a message, “Who’s afraid to climb up the mountain? Can 100 rockets make you the king? Dream on!”]

[Everyone’s Playing tips 100 Carnivals and leaves a message, “Who’s with me?

Tipped 5 million just to be the boss.” ]

[Who’s with Whom tips…]

Watching the gifts pour in like a shower of stars, Li Yidao reluctantly switched the screen to a simplified mode.

He could only look at the instant million-dollar earnings on the backend and sink into deep thought.

Where did these guys pick their money? He also wanted to pick up some.

With a helpless shake of his head, he softly addressed the chat, “Remember to tip with reason, guys. Money isn’t easy to pick up.”

“Holy crap! Brother Dao, where do you replace the money? Can you let me in on the secret?”

“Yeah! So, Brother Dao just picks up money? Wonder if there’s some prep work before picking?”

“Upstairs… Is it like a quick sword slash, and then just pick up the cash?”

“Haha, can you also expand your business after the pick-up? Brilliant strategy!”

“What sword slash, what pick-up? Why do I feel clueless?”

“It’s something you just feel, not something you explain in words. It’s our Grim Reaper Legion’s secret code!”

“Haha! Are you guys trying to give Brother Dao another hint? Sneaky sneaky!”

“Yeah, yeah, watch out, Brother Dao might give you a follow later!”

Watching the livestream’s chat getting cheeky again, Li Yidao couldn’t help but sigh.

He realized he misspoke earlier, saying “earn money” as “pick up money.” Sigh…

Any explanation at this point would just sound feeble, and Li Yidao wasn’t planning on clarifying it.

Instead, he dove right into the main content.

“Let’s get to the point. I know you all miss the Yoga ladies.”

Saying this, Li Yidao directly switched to the video browsing mode.

And as Li Yidao transitioned his mode… the audience in the livestream started getting excited!

“Grim Reaper inspection, mortals step aside!”

“Grim Reaper inspection, mortals step aside!”

“Grim Reaper inspection, mortals step aside!”

Seeing the repeated slogans flooding the chat, Li Yidao was lost for words

His title as the Grim Reaper was sticking like glue.

The first video was, as always, about Yoga Miss.

Beautiful.

The second one didn’t disappoint either.

However, by the time the third video played, it went straight into a livestream.

Not only that, Yoga Miss wasn’t there anymore.

The video showed a young man in his twenties.

He was pushing a suitcase and, judging from the surroundings, probably at the airport.

Judging from his demeanor, he seemed ready to embark on a trip.

The viewers in his livestream weren’t many, suggesting he was probably just livestreaming out of boredom to chat.

Li Yidao’s immediate instinct was to swipe it away.

But…

Right as his finger touched the screen, the system’s notification chimed! [Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Little Azhang]

[Death Status Detection: Being deceived by someone, resulting in the loss of body organs, death probability 99%.]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

Huh?

Seeing the notification, Li Yidao was briefly stunned.

Missing organs? He was deceived?

Something was off!