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Chapter 20: The Delivery Man Is Here? Police!

Chapter 20: The Delivery Man Is Here? Police!

At this moment, Li Yidao was still unaware of the impact his conversation with Li Yinuo in the car had caused.

If he had explained a little more, there wouldn't be such a big misunderstanding.

But he didn't.

Actually, Li Yinuo wasn't the only one who was thoughtless. Sometimes, he was the same.

After all, they were siblings.

So oftentimes, beautiful misunderstandings happened in just a few simple sentences...

...

It was already approaching evening. Li Yidao and Li Yinuo, who had been busy all day, were feeling a bit tired.

After returning home, Li Yinuo stared silently at Li Yidao without saying a word.

She was clearly waiting for an explanation.

But how could Li Yidao explain?

Should he tell his sister that he had a system that allowed him to see people's life and death?

Well, he actually said that!

"I said that sometimes when I'm watching a live stream, I get notifications about someone's death. Do you believe it?"

Li Yinuo looked at him seriously for a full minute!

Li Yidao was getting a bit anxious and was about to laugh it off as a joke.

But at that moment, Li Yinuo simply said, "Oh."

Just "Oh."

Then she turned around and walked away.

"I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's order a pizza. I want a durian one," Li Yinuo said without looking back.

Watching his sister's back, Li Yidao didn't know what to say for a moment.

His expression became somewhat heavy.

"This silly sister... She always believes whatever I say."

Helplessly shaking his head, he took out his phone.

Large durian pizza, order placed!

...

At Brother Long's home, after the extravagant pig trotter feast in the morning, Li Jianwei felt extremely uncomfortable.

He felt like he was about to explode.

Without hesitation, his wife immediately gave him some high-quality emetic medication.

After a while, his stomach finally felt a little relaxed.

However, it was still very uncomfortable.

He planned to go to the hospital, and his wife agreed.

However, just after he vomited, his wife's best friend asked her to play mahjong.

It seemed as if she had completely forgotten about going to the hospital with Brother Long.

She left him at home to rest and prepare for the evening's challenge.

She just took her bag and walked away without looking back.

Everything felt so familiar...

But today... It was so unfamiliar.

It wasn't until the evening, just before the start of the live stream, that Li Jianwei's wife returned.

And after she came back, Li Jianwei saw her preparing various burgers for the burger challenge this evening.

She didn't even pay attention to or show concern about how Li Jianwei was doing.

It was as if she didn't notice that Brother Long's condition today was particularly bad!

Looking at the table full of burgers, Brother Long felt indescribably depressed and annoyed.

Especially when he looked at those greasy burgers, it felt like he was looking at time bombs.

"Hon... Honey... I'm still feeling very uncomfortable now. How about we cancel the live stream? Just tell the fans that we'll postpone it for a day, and you accompany me to the hospital," he said lightly.

"What? Cancel the live stream? Do you know how much promotion we've done for this live stream?" His wife immediately jumped up.

"Even the platform notified us. Today, the chairman of the platform will be paying attention! If you can break ten million followers today, the platform will start providing more promotions for you. Do you know what that means?"

"After preparing for so long, you say we won't do the live stream anymore? Didn't you vomit out everything you ate alone?"

"Don't be dramatic! After we finish this meal, we'll go to the hospital!"

Li Jianwei's wife didn't give him a chance to speak.

Looking at his unfamiliar wife, Brother Long was at a loss for words...

Even his mind was filled with confusion.

Perhaps...

Should he seriously consider his own situation?

...

In Brother Yidao Funeral Shop, Li Yidao had ordered a pizza.

In less than half an hour, the doorbell rang.

"Li Yinuo, your pizza is here. Open the door!"

Li Yidao was sitting on the recliner with a relaxed look on his face. He had no intention of getting up.

He kept scrolling his phone.

Li Yidao stumbled upon a very interesting video category.

AI portrait!

He suddenly discovered how amazingly realistic the AI-generated characters looked!

They were almost indistinguishable from real people!

Moreover...

Whatever kind of image you wanted, those images that used to exist only in your imagination, now they could be rendered as long as your computer's graphics card was powerful enough!

Awesome!

Perhaps Li Yinuo was used to Li Yidao's attitude, so she opened the door and went to get the delivery.

But deep down, she muttered to herself, "Not a single slice of durian pizza for him today!"

However, when she opened the door of the shop, she was stunned!

Since when did delivery guys become so cool? Was this some kind of cosplay?

But why was this cosplay portraying a police officer in uniform?

Were they afraid of complaints or something?

"Where's the pizza?" Li Yinuo, in that split second, imagined that the two people standing there were pizza delivery guys.

But she forgot that delivery guys were usually alone.

And even if a delivery guy wanted to cosplay, they wouldn't dress up as a police officer, right?

Wouldn't that be asking for trouble?

"We... huh? Ah? Pizza?"

The two police officers were about to identify themselves and explain their purpose.

But Li Yinuo's question left them dumbfounded!

They hesitated for a moment and asked, "What pizza?"

Li Yinuo stared at them with her big eyes, wearing an expression of confusion. "Aren't you here to deliver pizza?"

The two police officers thought to themselves, "This is going too far! Do we really look like pizza delivery guys?"

Were all delivery guys like this now? Was the delivery army really going to replace every industry?

"Well... no, we're not delivering pizza. We're from the XXX City Bureau. We received a report about disturbances caused by your shop, so we came to verify the situation."

They had been debating for a long time whether or not to visit and investigate.

But from every angle, there was no possibility that these siblings had committed murder.

They didn't have either motive or character!

Moreover, there were no reports from any victims.

In the end, they could only reluctantly pay a visit to assess the situation.

So, they came up with a somewhat plausible reason.

They couldn't just say, "Someone reported that you're murderers, so we've come to arrest you."

If Li Yidao were really a murderer, saying such things would surely alert him, right?

"Disturbing the residents? Could it be that my chopping of meat last night and this morning has disturbed the other neighbors?" Li Yinuo muttered to herself, "Fortunately, I handled all that meat."

F*ck!

After hearing Li Yinuo's muttered words, the two police officers exchanged a glance.

Could there really be a problem?

Those words...

Could it be that they had killed someone and then dismembered the body?

All of a sudden, their nerves tensed up.

"Why are you taking so long to get a delivery? Li Yinuo, are you eating it all by yourself again?"

Inside the house, Li Yidao saw his sister taking so long to get the food delivery.

He shouted a few times.

"Oh, it's not a food delivery. These two officers said that someone reported disturbances caused by us."

"See, I told you to be quieter when chopping, and now the police have come!"

Li Yidao also instinctively believed that Li Yinuo's chopping of meat or vegetables every morning had caused the situation.

That was why he said that.

But...

It sounded different to the two police officers' ears!

Mainly because they had a preconceived notion that Li Yidao and Li Yinuo were murderers!

And then, when they heard the repeated word "chop", it was hard not to make a connection!

F*ck!

And they said it so casually.

These siblings...

They were not ordinary!

Now, they were regretting not listening to that taxi driver's advice.

He had said it clearly.

These siblings were dangerous individuals, and they should be careful when investigating!

But they never expected... They were being careless!

If things didn't go well, they would have to call for backup!