I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!
Chapter 209 - 209: You Can ‘t Judge A Person By Their Appearance?

Chapter 209 - 209: You Can ‘t Judge A Person By Their Appearance?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio     Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

He opened the platform search and entered the live stream.

When Li Yidao saw the young woman in front of him, he felt uneasy.

This woman seemed to be too young to be a mother.

But she was definitely not young either.

It was definitely not a blank piece of paper.

She must have her own worldview.

When Li Yidao entered, some of the fans had already seen the notification.

“We’ve caught Brother Dao in action!”

“Brother Dao Brother Dao! Brother Dao is here!”

“Brother Dao! Come and take this demon away!”

“Finally, someone came out. I’ve been mentioning the platform administrator all night, but he didn’t even bother with it. This is too much!”

“Don’t say anything else. Just wait for Brother Dao to take action!”

“By the way, Brother Dao, @ Brother Yidao Funeral Shop, didn’t you say you were going to confront Chatterbox face-to-face? This guy was still taunting you during the day. When are you going to replace Ms. Wang and confront him?” “What nonsense? Who’s Chatterbox?”

“No, seriously, buddy, you’re going too far. Get Ms. Wang back? Do you think Brother Dao is God? Brother Dao is the Grim Reaper, do you understand? The Grim Reaper!”

“Hehe… Can’t the Grim Reaper control the living? Tsk tsk.”

“Alright then… You guys are awesome!”

“Don’t go off-topic. Brother Dao, hurry up and take care of this scum. We can’t stand it anymore. The child’s mother is already gone. The father is already in so much pain. We can’t let him endure cyber abuse again!”

“Yes, yes! Brother Dao, Brother Dao, tell this trash streamer to shut up!”

“Yes! Make her shut up!”

“Shut up!”

Everyone in the live stream was talking.

However…

At this moment, Know A Person’s Face was still tirelessly educating everyone with her profound insights.

She even seemed to have suffered great grievances.

“You people who argue with me, am I saying something wrong?”

“If the child’s parents aren’t making a fuss for compensation, why did the compensation amount increase from tens of thousands to millions? Isn’t this visible to the naked eye?”

“Besides, the driver who hit the person also has a family. It was just an accident, an accident that no one wanted to happen. The deceased has passed away. Why are you adding insult to injury?”

“Do we have to destroy someone else’s family too?”

“As for the mother jumping off the building, hehe, if we think more extreme, I can tell you it’s definitely possible that the father pushed her down!”

“Seizing this opportunity, not only can he get a new wife, but he can also manipulate public opinion without arousing suspicion. At the same time, he can also get a hefty compensation for his children and wife, and then replace a younger one!”

“Let me tell you! If we investigate this father in detail now, I dare say he definitely has some thoughts, maybe he already has a target!”

“Big data analysis is so advanced now. As long as we pull out all his chat records and check all his life trajectories, I’m sure it’s not clean!”

“And most importantly, if this couple wants justice for their child, why use online public opinion? They can just kill with a knife! To put it bluntly, they want to escalate the matter and then obtain illegitimate benefits!”

“You haters don’t have to argue! Just wait and see. The final investigation result will definitely align with my thinking!”

The live stream was still filled with chats.

This was the rant from the so-called Know A Person’s Face in the live stream after Li Yidao had entered.

Li Yidao frowned unconsciously when he heard the other party’s words.

He thought, “Was this a joke?”

His expression gradually turned solemn.

He thought, “How did such a thought come about? How could this woman’s thinking be so different from that of a normal person? Is this the mindset a normal person should have?”

Just as Li Yidao was deep in thought.

Suddenly, the system notification entered his mind.

Li Yidao was stunned.

When he entered, there was no death notification.

And now…

100% death probability?

Accidental car crash?

Those who didn’t know better would think that he was really going to follow her.

“Sigh, this follow isn’t easy to do so.”

Li Yidao muttered under his breath.

However, his little hand didn’t hesitate to click on the follow button.

Then, he opened the comments and typed in a few words, “You can’t judge a person by their appearance!”

He also left a message.

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Then, Li Yidao chose to quit.

He was a little sleepy and planned to sleep for a while.

He didn’t know how many things were waiting for him during the day.

As for this person Know A People’s Face.

He thought, “Sorry, I don’t know you. It has nothing to do with me to follow you. That’s the problem with the system. If you have the guts, go talk to the system!”

..However…

As Li Yidao followed and exited the live stream.

The entire livestream exploded at this moment!

“F*ck! Brother Dao really came and followed?”

“F*ck! I’m really going crazy! What kind of immortal is this?”

“Haha, you can’t judge a person by their appearance! Good! Well said! It’s really good!”

“Some people’s hearts are completely black! With all kinds of slogans, they are actually satisfying the slightest desire in their hearts!”

“It’s really too scummy! Just get rid of them!”

“Speaking of which, this piece of trash is still spitting sh*t here. Didn’t she see Brother Dao’s comment?”

“No way! She didn’t see it? Surely not? Can’t she see the time-sync comments that we sent?”

“Speaking of which… Do you think she’s just purely focused on outputting and not paying attention to the live stream time-sync comments?” “Hmm? Is she that arrogant? It can’t be, right?”

“Tsk tsk. Let’s send her a private message and see her expression.” “Aiyo, this is a good move. Let’s send her a private message.”

“Yes, yes. Let’s see what expression she has.”

The livestream was in uproar.

As everyone’s bombarded her with private messages!

Suddenly…

In the live stream, Know A Person’s Face was actually stunned for a moment. Then, she reached out her hand and tapped twice on the screen. It was obvious that she was reading the messages.

After about five seconds.

Her expression clearly showed signs of nervousness.

She was frantically operating on her phone, swiping up and down on the screen.

The vast majority of netizens had guessed it right!

This piece of trash actually turned off the time-sync comments and continued to spew her output.

What was this?

It’s like saying, “You insult me, but I won’t see it, and I’ll play by myself?”

F*ck!

How could this kind of person be so shameless?

NO!

Can’t say that she’s shameless!

It should be said that she was really trash!

What the f*ck!

If Li Yidao was still around this moment, he would probably have thrown a Blade of Death over, right?

Seeing the panic in her eyes.

The fans in the livestream were excited!

“She panicked! She panicked!”

“F*ck! She’s really shameless! Look at her actions, she really didn’t turn on the time-sync comments just now?”

“Hehe. This was really f*cking ridiculous! This kind of trash! I’m truly amazed!”

“Hurry up and die! Brother Dao, do you have any Express Delivery? The kind that can be sent her away immediately?”

“Yes! Let’s contribute money for an urgent delivery. She actually turned off the live stream time-sync comments. Then why were you pretending to be interacting just now? D*amn you!”

“I’m still here foolishly interacting with you. F*ck! It infuriates me!”

“Screw you! F*ck!”

Everyone in the live stream was scolding her.

As the people in the livestream continued their crazy criticism.

Know A Person’s Face, she was also dumbfounded.

She was just trash-talking a bit. How did she manage to attract the Grim Reaper, Brother Dao?

Her heart was now filled with fear!

The more she thought about it, the more terrified she became.

In the end, she made a decision!

Go to the hospital!

Only the hospital offered a glimmer of hope!

This was the most commonly used and most likely successful method for dealing with the arrival of the Grim Reaper on the internet.

There were more than one or two memes targeting Brother Dao on the Internet.

For example, the 24 ways to escape from the Grim Reaper, the fate blocked eight major breakthroughs, Brother Dao’s Death Quote Avoidance Manual, and so on!

Who knew if it was those big shots who had such novel ideas.

Anyway…

Right now, everything related to Brother Dao was indeed flooding in.

It had to be said that Brother Dao had almost become the hottest figure now…

This was the so-called internet celebrity!

Of course… This internet celebrity of his was no ordinary internet celebrity!

He was an internet celebrity who could decide life and death!

The morning sun shone into the room of the funeral shop.

When Li Yidao woke up, it was already past eight in the morning.

In fact, he had only gotten up after hearing some commotion.

He walked out of the room.

Surprisingly, he witnessed a very harmonious scene.

Well… Harmonious.

Sister Zhou, Li Xinting, and Li Guosheng.

They were actually sitting together in the dining room and having breakfast.

Breakfast was simple. There was millet porridge, fried dough sticks, and some side dishes.

It was clearly a regular breakfast.

Of course, what left Li Yidao speechless wasn’t the fact that they were having breakfast.

It was the fact that they could sit together for breakfast!

The atmosphere in the room was unusually eerie, exceptionally quiet! There was no conversation at all, just the sound of everyone chewing.

Even Li Guosheng, whom Li Yidao saw, was eating it bit by bit.

Speaking of which…

Could he really eat it?

“Brother Dao, you’re up. This is your portion. It’s still hot. Eat it while it’s hot.” The one who spoke was Li Xinting.

As for Sister Zhou…

Well, she seemed to have not lifted her head throughout, clearly being absent-minded.

Li Yidao nodded slightly and then took his breakfast and started eating.

With Li Yidao joining, the atmosphere in the room didn’t seem so strange.

But it was just less strange.

The awkward atmosphere remained.

When Li Xinting was eating, her eyes unconsciously wandered between Li Guosheng and Sister Zhou.

To be honest, she was really curious.

Why did Sister Zhou suddenly call Li Guosheng over to have breakfast together in the morning?

Shouldn’t they be enemies?

She knew there must be something special about Li Guosheng, something that Li Yidao must have done.

But she couldn’t imagine that the current Li Guosheng was Wang Xinyue!

Sister Zhou would definitely not say this out. As for Brother Dao…

Naturally, he wouldn’t say it casually.

Just like that, the awkward breakfast ended.

The few of them sat in the hall of the funeral shop, and the atmosphere once again fell into awkwardness.

Li Yidao wanted Wang Xinyue to go back to the neighboring room first.

Or perhaps, he should ask Sister Zhou and Li Xinting to go out for a walk. However, when he saw that Sister Zhou had been looking at Li Guosheng from the corner of her eye.

He still gave up.

It was unknown how long Wang Xinyue’s soul could last.

Long-term soul attachment would definitely consume a lot of energy.

As for how long she could hold on, it would depend on Wang Xinyue’s actual condition.

However, Li Yidao knew that it was definitely not permanent…

Time passed slowly in the awkward atmosphere.

Soon, it was noon.

At this moment.

Outside the funeral shop.

A black MPV stopped.

A middle-aged man got out of the car.

As for the Captain who had previously accompanied Li Yidao, he was now following behind the middle-aged man.

According to Li Yidao’s understanding, the original captain’s level already held a high rank.

Now, he was actually following behind this middle-aged man respectfully.

What did that mean?

It represented the identity of this middle-aged man!

It was definitely not simple!