I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!
Chapter 237 - 237: Three Kills in a Row!

Chapter 237 - 237: Three Kills in a Row!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

After following, Li Yidao didn’t hesitate and immediately swiped away.

For him, today was all about following fans.

Why not give himself a good start with a “red envelope”?

Very well!

However, when he opened the profile of the second person, the whole situation took a turn for the worse.

[Ding! Detected high-quality customer, ID: PeachNailThreeThousand]

[Death Status Detection: Long-term dieting to maintain body shape while undergoing extensive yoga flexibility training, causing physical problems. Recent sudden cardiac arrest, Death Probability: 99%.]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

Another fan with a 99% death probability, and she happened to be a yoga enthusiast!

At this moment, Li Yidao was completely dumbfounded!

What was going on?

The second one to follow was the yoga girl, which Li Yidao found unsurprising.

However, a 99% death probability?

And he was the second to follow her?

This was beyond belief.

But… the system had given a prompt, and Li Yidao had no option but to refuse.

He could only follow and commented, “Beautiful inside and out, but health is the most important.”

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Seeing Li Yidao’s follow prompt, the fans in the live stream were utterly bewildered!

The second one!

It was not only the second video Li Yidao had come across today, but also the second streamer he followed!

In this situation, how could everyone not panic?

However, before people could react, Li Yidao had already come across the third streamer.

[Ding! Detected high-quality customer, ID: YogaLittleGreenPlum]

[Death Status Detection: Accidental death during yoga exercise, Death Probability 99%]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.] F*ck!

Another one?

And again, with a 99% death rate!

Li Yidao felt that today’s system was different.

He sensed that things were out of the ordinary, but he didn’t expect it to be this unusual.

Seeing the endless exclamation marks from his fans in the live stream, Li Yidao reluctantly followed once more.

The system had practically served it on a platter. Not following would be unacceptable.

He opened the input box.

“Exercise is the foundation of health, yoga is the source of physique, but ensuring safety is the most important.”

Another essential promotional phrase followed.

[No worries after death, Li Yidao escorts you; all-encompassing one-stop service guarantees peace of mind for your descendants. Special discounts for death anniversaries, book now for super free services! Only available during this anniversary celebration!]

After following these three streamers, no, after following three streamers, the entire live stream exploded!

“What the hell! Brother Dao, what are you up to? What does this mean?”

“Brother Dao, you can’t do this! What’s wrong with you today? Did one of those yoga girls hurt you?”

“Yeah! You can’t generalize like this! You can’t harm the innocent due to personal grievances!”

“I swear! Scared the heck out of me! I quickly took off my yoga pants.”

“What the heck! Your preferences upstairs are really special!”

“Sisters! Brother Dao seems to have an obsession with yoga! Run, everyone!” “Yeah! Run! I’m going to deactivate my account right away, too scary, boohoo.”

“I’m scr*wed! My account is linked to my ex-boyfriend’s phone number, but I can’t contact him, how do I deactivate?”

“@Admin! I want to deactivate my account, do it quickly!” “@Admin! I want to deactivate too! Quick, quick!”

“Oh no… it’s too late, Brother Dao found me, I’m done, sisters.’

“Goodbye, sister! We’ll miss you. You helped us delay time, giving us the chance to deactivate.”

“Hero! Keep going! You are the bravest! You can do it!”

“Huh? Brother Dao actually withdrew? Whew… scared me.”

“Thank goodness, Brother Dao put away his knife, I really thought he was going to keep slashing!”

“Swearing! Scared me, really thrilling!”

“Haha! Brother Dao is unmatched when he takes action! Brother Dao is still our Brother Dao!”

“It’s okay now, it’s okay. I just called Brother Dao, I told him he can’t do this. It’s not okay to play like this. Brother Dao said he knew, and he said it was all a coincidence. Everyone, relax.”

“Hehe, I don’t believe you upstairs.”

“I don’t care if you believe it or not. I… Oh, Brother Dao, how did you swipe my video! I… Brother Dao, please show mercy, don’t! I… how can you…” “Upstairs? Are you a clown? Did you beg Brother Dao to follow you?”

“I can’t stop laughing! Everyone is trying to avoid him, but you actively delivered yourself. Bullsh*t!”

“I won’t boast anymore! Brother Dao, unfollow, please! Brother Dao! Brother Dao, I beg you! Was I wrong? Can you forgive me?”

“See! This is the consequence of bragging without a draft! Now you regret it, right?”

“Bragging too much, bragged yourself into this mess, right?”

As for Li Yidao at this moment, he also noticed the comment from the user with the ID “Little Mountain King” in the comment section.

His expression revealed a hint of helplessness.

Would anyone believe him if he said that this was really a coincidence?

Li Yidao was somewhat speechless. Could the system be mischievous in such a way?

Just after that guy finished speaking, Li Yidao came across his video.

Moreover, the system timely provided a prompt.

This left Li Yidao feeling quite passive.

Should he follow or not?

The answer, of course, was to follow!

But… following put him in a predicament!

A coincidence?

He might believe it, but would others?

However, there was no way around it.

Not following meant losing a potential client, and Li Yidao couldn’t allow that.

In the subsequent time, Li Yidao’s follow frequency gradually decreased, even though it was higher than his usual rate.

However, the situation of starting with three consecutive follows didn’t reoccur.

After 2 hours, Li Yidao had followed a whopping 36 streamers!

One couldn’t help but be terrified by this efficiency.

Among these 36 streamers, apart from three ordinary customers, all the rest were high-quality customers!

What did a high-quality customer represent?

It indicated a high probability of death if there was no external intervention.

So, today’s deal might earned him a thousand years of lifespan?

And that was not even counting the follow-up missions with these thirty-plus people.

Thirteen were in Jiang City, eight were in the surrounding areas, and six were not far from Jiang City.

In other words, there were only nine people he couldn’t do anything about.

As for the rest… with a bit of effort, there was still hope.

He might take funerals for 26 of them, considering they were all killed — brought the possibility of obtaining 26 super God’s Treasure Boxes, along with 26 Super Death Boxes, and soon, 26 skills!

Li Yidao’s eyes were shining!