I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!
Chapter 42 - 42: Brother Dao, How Many Should We Kill Today?

Chapter 42: Brother Dao, How Many Should We Kill Today?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As the incidents involving Brother Feng, Chaoyang, and Blade Wolf unfolded,

In just one night, Li Yidao once again became the center of attention.

All kinds of media and individuals rushed to report on the events!

An influencer named “Awareness of All Matters” published an article.

“Brother Dao’s Divine Prophecy: Is He the Grim Reaper Walking Among Us?!”

In this article, using a combination of images and text, the author detailed Li Yidao’s actions during the Blade Wolf livestream.

This person also covered the events involving Gay Feng, Zhang Chaoyang, and even the deaths of previously followed streamers, providing a comprehensive overview!

Not only that, but this person also connected all the dots, from the Blade Wolf incident to the comments and detailed explanations.

It could be said that this was the most comprehensive and chilling article one could replace!

Especially towards the end, this person offered a highly conclusive statement. He gave an evaluation of Brother Dao.

“The Grim Reaper Walking Among Us, perhaps this is the true identity behind Brother Dao! ”

“When he wields his scythe, no one can escape!”

“Follow Awareness of All Matters to continue understanding the arrival of the Grim Reaper!”

This kind of article was not only extremely detailed, it was also logically organized.

It summarized all the legendary events related to Brother Dao, and presented the author’s own speculations.

These speculations, it must be said, deeply resonated with readers!

The publication of this influential influencer’s article instantly sparked countless shares from other influencers!

It even topped the trending list again!

This further made more casual fans aware of Brother Dao’s existence!

“D*mn, is it really this terrifying?”

“Is this a joke? Is that Brother Dao really that awesome?”

“Huh? Someone’s doubting Brother Dao?! Is the person above bored with life?”

“D*mn, is it true? I just checked, Brother Dao follows ten people. Except for Chaoyang, they’ve all been ‘killed’! ”

“Is it real or fake? When did this Brother Dao appear? I have to go check it out!”

“I’m scared, really scared.” “Brother Dao followed, please don’t follow me back!”

“Count me in, I’ll go follow too!”

“Count me in, I’m going to follow as well!”

“Breaking news, Brother Dao will start his livestream at 8 PM tonight!”

“Brother Dao is going to livestream? So excited! Will he livestream ‘killing’ people?!”

“D*mn! Livestream? This streamer is definitely going to do paid advertisements. It’s always the same trick!”

“Which live streamer doesn’t do paid advertisements? Are they just entertaining you with nothing in return? Don’t be naive! They’re after your money in your pocket!”

With the boost of trending topics and the sharing by various media and influencers,

Li Yidao’s fans started to skyrocket once again!

In a short period, the number reached twenty million!

Not only that! The number continued to increase!

At this rate of growth, reaching one billion was not impossible!

As for Li Yidao at this moment, he didn’t know if his popularity had grown, or if his luck had finally turned.

The funeral shop business today was unexpectedly booming.

More than half of the inventory in the entire store was sold!

They made over ten thousand yuan!

Of course, their inventory wasn’t large to begin with.

Otherwise, they wouldn’t have only made just over ten thousand yuan.

But this was enough to make the siblings extremely happy.

At 6:30 PM, they closed the funeral shop early.

Li Yinuo was looking at the account balance with a silly smile on his face.

“Li Yidao, when will you start doing paid advertisements during your livestream?”

“If we can sell this much now, we can sell even more if you do paid advertisements during your livestream.”

“Then we can set up an online store and ship products to customers.”

Looking at Li Yinuo’s cute expression, Li Yidao genuinely couldn’t bear to disappoint her.

Paid advertisements?

The ultimate goal for streamers was to do paid advertisements. That was understandable!

However!

He glanced at the items in his shop.

Should he put up some paper dolls? Or some paper money?

Maybe some modern electronic devices?

But…

What if someone wanted after-life service? He couldn’t personally handle that, could he?

He knew himself. He wasn’t really the Grim Reaper!

Soon, it was 8 PM.

It was exactly the time for Li Yidao’s livestream.

After dinner, Li Yinuo went back to his room, scrolling through his phone.

Li Yidao took out the phone stand that he had prepared in advance.

And he started his first livestream.

As soon as he started the livestream, the number of online viewers quickly skyrocketed at a terrifying speed.

In an instant, it exceeded tens of thousands!

Yes!

In just a few seconds of starting the livestream, the number of online viewers exceeded tens of thousands!

What kind of horror was this?

And the speed continued to increase!

Twenty thousand!

Fifty thousand!

One hundred thousand!

All of that was in less than a minute!

“Wow! Brother Dao, you finally started the livestream!”

“Hey, Brother Dao, where are you? Why is it a black screen?”

“No, this isn’t a black screen. It looks like something familiar. Why is the shape like this?”

“Hmm? Wait, something’s not right! The shape of this thing is different. The one I used yesterday was longer than this.”

Looking at the rapidly increasing number of viewers in the livestream, Li Yidao was shocked.

So many people?

However, right after that, the comments in the livestream chat made Li Yidao pause!

And then he noticed something very embarrassing!

His phone’s camera was flipped!

F*ck!

At this moment, the camera was facing a long cylindrical object!

This was none other than a tool he used when making paper dolls.

But with that shape, plus the angle of the camera, this was easy to misunderstand…

As Brother Dao’s camera returned to its normal position, the livestream went crazy once again.

“Ah, Brother Dao, you’re so handsome! I want to make a baby with you!”

“Brother Dao, I’ve fallen in love with you!”

“Brother Dao, you’re so considerate. I’ve been waiting for you every day, and now you’re finally livestreaming.”

“So excited! Brother Dao, are we going to ‘kill’ people online today?!” “Of course, Brother Dao definitely needs to create more business, right?” “What are you talking about? Who said Brother Dao creates business?”

“That’s right, don’t make baseless comments. Is Brother Dao the kind of person who creates business? By the way, Brother Dao, how many are we ‘killing’ today?”

Li Yidao hadn’t said a word.

Looking at the comments from the viewers in the livestream, he was already at a loss for words.

What was going on here?

“Brother Dao, say something!”

“Yeah, Brother Dao, it’s been ten minutes since you started the stream. Why aren’t you saying anything?”

“That’s right, Brother Dao, we can’t wait anymore. Who are we ‘killing’ today?!”

Seeing the time-sync comments flooding the chat, Li Yidao smiled slightly and said, “First of all, thank you all for your support. I never expected to have so many viewers supporting me.”

“But, guys, let’s not talk about ‘killing.’ This is a proper livestream.”

“Let’s just have a casual chat together when we have nothing else to do.”

But nobody bought into it.

Just casual chat?

Are you kidding?

“Yeah yeah, Brother Dao is right. Let’s just chat casually. So, Brother Dao, who are we ‘killing’ today?”

“Yeah, let’s keep it simple and ‘kill’ two people. Today, let’s keep it simple!”

“Brother Dao already said to keep it simple, so let’s keep it simple. Or, Brother

Dao, can you share the stories of your previous ‘kills!?”

“That’s right… I want to hear that too.”

“+10086”

Looking at the interaction among the fans in the livestream, Li Yidao was truly speechless.

They couldn’t stop talking about ‘cutting’!

And at this moment, a fan in the livestream with the username “Angry Waiter” left a comment.

“Brother Dao! There’s this person called ‘I Just Play.’ He’s so annoying! Go check it out! If he’s no good, ‘kill’ him! He’s making me so angry!”

When Li Yidao saw this comment, he was taken aback.

So annoying?

“Oh? How bad is this person?”

As Li Yidao asked, the comments expressed their doubts.

“Yeah, is he worse than Blade Wolf?” “Yeah, how does he compare to Gay Feng?” “Yeah, how bad is he?”

“Yeah, are you seeking personal revenge?”

Seeing everyone’s comments, the fan who spoke up quickly explained.

“Um, he’s not that bad. But this guy often goes to the Martyrs’ Cemetery at night and dances on the tombstones!” “And he even pees on the memorial stones!”

“What? D*mn it! This person!”

“What the hell! Is he looking for trouble? What are the police doing?”

“How can there be such a person? This is even more infuriating than Blade wolf!”

“F*ck! I can’t stand it anymore! Where’s Brother Dao? Kill him!”

“Damn it! I’ll send Brother Dao a thousand knives! Let’s help Brother Dao ‘kill’ him!”

“I’ll send ten rockets! Speed up for Brother Dao!”

“I’ll send a spaceship! It’s up to you, Brother Dao!”

Seeing the fans in the livestream getting angry and the gifts flying across the screen, Li Yidao furrowed his brow.

There was actually such a person in this world?

It seemed like the world had become a big place, with all kinds of things!

The peace and stability of society now were all thanks to the sacrifices of our predecessors!

And yet, there were still people daring to cause trouble in the Martyrs’ Cemetery?!

Li Yidao was furious!

This was truly maddening!

He didn’t say anything further, but directly picked up his phone.

He searched for the ID of “I Just Play.”

“Kid, you’re digging your own grave… life and death are determined by fate…”

Mumbling to himself, Li Yidao clicked on the page of “I Just Play”….