I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!
Chapter 51 - 51: I’ll Follow You If You Keep Bullsh*ting

Chapter 51: I’ll Follow You If You Keep Bullsh*ting

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As Li Yidao started the live stream, the whole live stream room instantly became packed!

As soon as the live stream began, a large number of netizens started spamming the chat.

Almost everyone was asking why Qian Honghai stood at his shop’s entrance.

Under the crazy barrage of comments, the live stream room’s chat was continuously flashing with time-sync comments!

Li Yidao felt overwhelmed.

He had to clarify and ask everyone not to focus on this topic as it was meaningless.

But…

No one paid attention!

This left Li Yidao feeling a little helpless!

In the end, he had to resort to using a special move.

He directly issued a warning!

He would follow the person who asked this question again.

If you really wanted my following, just keep asking!

This statement immediately silenced the live stream room!

It felt like the whole screen was cleansed.

The chat was filled with a single sentence.

“No more questions, please spare us!”

Of course, new viewers were still coming into the live stream room. They didn’t know what was going on, so some of them asked sporadically. To be honest, Li Yidao couldn’t really follow anyone directly.

That would be a joke.

So, he had to change the topic, smiling and saying, “There’s no need to ask about these trivial matters.”

“Isn’t it that you all came here to watch my live stream just to ask these boring questions?”

“Come on, let me show you a beautiful lady.”

As he spoke, Li Yidao switched the live stream to a yoga girl who was working out.

It had to be said that Li Yidao’s platform’s big data recommendations were quite good.

After all, he was also a senior fan.

To be honest, it seemed that only Li Yidao could do something like this.

He was leading over a hundred thousand online fans to watch short videos.

However, everyone seemed to enjoy this!

“Haha, look at our Brother Dao, how down-to-earth he is. Others use live streams to promote products, but he uses it to waste our time.”

“Wasting time?”

“Upstairs, isn’t it true? Watching videos is wasting time, don’t you feel your life diminishing when you watch videos?”

“D*mn! When you put it that way, it seems reasonable!”

“Ah, I feel embarrassed to tell others that I’m a fan of Brother Dao. Watching videos with over a hundred thousand fans is quite embarrassing.”

“Exactly! Just now my girlfriend came in, saw me watching a yoga girl, and broke up with me directly! How can I reason with her?”

“Didn’t you suspect that she had been waiting for this opportunity for a long time?”

“[Crying.jpg], my mom just came in and left with an awkward look, how can I explain this?”

“If you don’t want to watch it, don’t make a fuss! I won’t be able to remember this lady’s ID in a while. Don’t spam the chat!”

At this moment, Li Yidao’s live stream took on a different style.

However, this style was not very serious.

Despite the jokes and complaints, once viewers entered Li Yidao’s live stream room, no one left.

Because everyone now knew that although watching short videos is boring for other live streamers, Brother Dao was different!

Brother Dao was developing his business!

Who knew? The next video might end with him following back.

Wouldn’t that be entertaining to watch?

As Li Yidao scrolled through video after video, the viewers continued to joke and complain.

Among them, some fans’ videos were accidentally checked by Li Yidao. “F*ck! The video he just scrolled past was mine!”

“Hey, why are you so rude? A big guy like you wearing yoga pants? D*mn!

Share the yoga pants link, I might buy a pair.”

“…I’ve realized, this live stream room is not serious at all.”

“Oh my! Brother Dao, what are you doing? Scrolling past without following! Don’t be too hesitant, I’m just going to sing a song. Is there a need to watch it for so long?”

At that moment, whenever Li Yidao scrolled to someone’s video, they felt both nervous and excited.

It turned out that at this moment, everyone felt a sense of participation.

“Haha, he scrolled past! Scared that guy just now. But I have to admit, buddy, your singing is really good.”

“Hahaha, buddy, you’re lucky. Brother Dao watched your video for two minutes without following. You should go buy a lottery ticket.”

However, he did not know if the system was on break today or if his video-scrolling technique was off.

Apart from two potential customers to whom he gave a thumb-up, there were no high-quality or ordinary customers at all.

As Li Yidao was considering whether he should switch to something else for the live stream, since always watching yoga girls might become tiresome for the viewers…

At that moment, he scrolled to another live stream room.

The platform’s marketing had truly reached its core.

Some excellent streamers would be recommended based on the viewers’ preferences.

And the streamer being recommended to Li Yidao was, of course, a beautiful girl.

Not only beautiful, but she had just finished her workout, dressed in yoga pants.

She was currently interacting with the viewers in her live stream.

“Everyone, see this, the sweat-absorbing effect of this yoga outfit is incredible.

Let me twist it a bit for you to see.”

As she spoke, she demonstrated on her outfit within the platform’s allowed rules.

She pulled her clothes tightly and adjusted her body angle as much as possible.

In short… this pulling, this angle was quite nice to watch.

Then, she directly squeezed out a lot of water.

“How is it, everyone? Can you see the benefits of this yoga outfit?”

As she performed, many people in the live stream room started asking about the brand and price of the yoga outfit.

However, the streamer shook her head.

“I can’t do that, everyone. I said I won’t do any advertisements. Even though I bought this outfit myself and it’s not sponsored by any brand.”

“But if I mention the price and brand, everyone will think it’s an advertisement.”

Her words were sincere.

However, at that moment, the live stream room was suddenly flooded with countless requests to reveal the brand of the outfit.

Even Li Yidao was infected by this atmosphere.

He suddenly wanted to know the brand of the yoga outfit and had the impulse to buy one.

In fact, this was just a trick.

It was a tactic to align with the streamer’s persona and another form of paid advertisement.

Sure enough!

As the requests flooded the screen, the streamer showed a dilemma, and then said, “Alright, everyone, since you all love this yoga outfit, I’ll tell you the brand. But I won’t be selling anything in my live stream room.”

“However, I can share the link where I bought it, so you can purchase it directly from there. That way, the clothes you buy won’t be fake, and they’ll be the same as mine.”

Soon, the name of a brand and a link address appeared in the lower left corner of the screen.

Although it seemed like she wasn’t directly selling anything, wasn’t this link selling the product indirectly?

Having experienced two lifetimes, Li Yidao was well aware of this trick.

He shook his head speechlessly.

“Alright, everyone, I’m a bit tired today, so I won’t continue the workout with you.”

“But it’s still early, so let me share some of my skincare routines with you.”

“The reason why I can maintain such a good figure and fair skin is definitely not without beauty injections and hyaluronic acid.”

Then she explained the usage and precautions of these two injections in detail.

Not only that, when people asked about the price of her injections, she actually mentioned a price of just a few tens of yuan! This left Li Yidao shaking his head in disbelief.

Who was she trying to deceive?

Just a few tens of yuan? Even a few hundred yuan might not be real!

With such cheap injections, wouldn’t there be severe side effects?

Feeling that there was nothing interesting left, he decided to scroll past.

But at that moment, the system suddenly prompted with a sound!

For a moment, Li Yidao was stunned!

Could it be that this streamer was also someone he needed to “follow”?