I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!
Chapter 64 - 64: Really Followed? This Is a Big Shot!

Chapter 64: Really Followed? This Is a Big Shot!

Translator: Nvoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nvoi-Bo Studio

To be honest, Li Yidao was feeling somewhat speechless.

Normally, he wasn’t too fond of watching streamers like Sister Zhou in their live streams.

It wasn’t that they were bad, but they didn’t bring him the same joy as watching his beloved yoga girls.

But today, it went a bit overboard.

He actually stumbled upon Sister Zhou’s live stream?

She wasn’t just any small streamer, but a true big-time streamer!

Just by observing the craziness in the live chat, he could tell.

It felt like if Li Yidao dared to follow Sister Zhou, the hundred thousand online fans in his own live stream might all send him death threats en masse.

In fact, Li Yidao had no intention of following her.

After all, he wasn’t a killing maniac.

Besides, the system didn’t even give any prompts. What was the point of following or not?

As he was about to move on to the next video, suddenly, a familiar voice echoed in his mind again.

[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Sister Zhou]

[Death Status Detection: Unknown cause of death, Death Probability: 99%]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

99% chance of death? And the cause of death was unknown?

D*mn…

Was the system trying to be funny?

He was about to swipe away, and now it gave him a notification?

Should he follow or not?

His expression showed his bewilderment as he looked at Sister Zhou, who seemed a bit dazed in the live stream.

He didn’t know what to do.

Not following?

That would mean a 99% chance that Sister Zhou would have no hope of survival.

But if he followed… it wasn’t easy either!

He didn’t have an appropriate reminder, so if Sister Zhou happened to pass away after he followed her…

Things were really hard to explain.

While Brother Dao was contemplating, some die-hard fans in Sister Zhou’s live stream couldn’t stand it anymore.

“Why are you here in Sister Zhou’s live stream, Brother Dao? Trying to scare someone?”

“Yeah, do you really think Sister Zhou is someone you can scare off? Watch out, she might swallow you whole! ”

“Don’t be afraid, Sister Zhou, we’ll protect you!”

“Exactly! You, Brother Dao, get out of here! If you dare to follow Sister Zhou,

I’ll hunt you down even if I have to trace the internet cables to your doorstep!” “Wow, what a badass! Challenging Brother Dao!”

“Haha, it seems this person has never experienced the harsh reality. They actually dare to talk to Brother Dao like that. Aren’t they afraid that Brother Dao might retaliate with a follow?”

“Enough talking, just show them! Do it!”

“Brother Dao is mighty! But… Brother Dao, can you please not follow Sister Zhou? Pretty please.”

“By the way, who the heck is Brother Dao? Why can’t he follow Sister Zhou?” “Looks like we have someone with a poor internet connection here.”

Sister Zhou’s live stream, thanks to Li Yidao’s entrance, became lively and animated. Some fans threatened and coerced Brother Dao not to follow Sister Zhou at all costs, while others kept praying for him not to do it.

As for Li Yidao’s own fans, they were divided into two groups. One faction definitely didn’t want him to follow, while the other group enjoyed the commotion and didn’t mind at all.

At this moment, Li Yidao was completely indifferent to the discussions in both live streams. He was simply hesitating.

Minutes passed, and he remained silent.

Seeing Li Yidao’s indecisive expression, the fans in the live stream were losing their calm completely!

F*ck!

That was the look of someone about to hit that follow button!

“Oh no! Brother Dao is hesitating! Is he going to do it? Is my Sister Zhou going to be gone?”

“Seriously? Is Brother Dao really going to follow?” “No! Please, Brother Dao, I beg you, don’t do it!” “Oh, come on! Is this going to be a grand funeral?”

“That would be something!”

“Brother Dao, the impulse is the devil! Quickly, let’s go watch the yoga girls.

Sister Zhou is not that interesting!”

As Brother Dao seemed genuinely considering following, the audiences in both live streams were losing their composure.

Despite their lively banter earlier, they didn’t actually believe Brother Dao would really do it.

After all, Sister Zhou’s live stream was focused on healthy activities, and she led a wholesome lifestyle without any controversial offline activities.

The chances of anything going wrong were quite low.

However…

Brother Dao’s hesitation had completely frightened everyone.

Meanwhile, as Li Yidao was contemplating, the fans in both live streams were in an uproar.

At this moment, Sister Zhou also noticed the situation and flashed a faint smile.

This interaction alone had already increased her fan count by tens of thousands, a substantial influx of new followers, resulting in a real increase in viewership.

Naturally, she needed to say a few words to thank Brother Dao—it was basic etiquette.

But…

But just as she was about to speak, she froze in place with her mouth wide open.

[Brother Yidao Funeral Shop followed you.]

Sister Zhou was speechless.

What was this child up to?

Was he really being polite?

With a single follow from Brother Dao, both live streams exploded!

“Oh my god! Brother Dao actually followed!”

“We’re doomed!”

“We’re done for, this is definitely going to trend.”

“This drama is going to be huge!”

“True, Sister Zhou is gone. Brother Dao, give me back my Sister Zhou!”

“Sob sob sob, Brother Dao, I don’t love you anymore. Why did you follow my Sister Zhou, my Sister Zhou?”

“What a pity! We could’ve watched her a bit longer. She has such a big mouth, I really like her.” “Agreed, I like her too!” “I like her +1”

“I like her +10086”

As Li Yidao’s follow was confirmed, both live streams were in chaos.

Some viewers were begging for mercy, while others were just there to spectate.

Some were deliberately trying to stir up trouble and spread rumors, and there were even those threatening to report the situation to the authorities.

However, Li Yidao, who had already followed Sister Zhou, paid no attention to the commotion.

Instead, he thought for a moment and then opened the chat box.

“Neither danger nor opportunity knows who will arrive first. Always have a heart of reverence for death!”

“No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount!”

“Oh no, oh no! Brother Dao is advertising! He followed, it wasn’t a mistake!” “I’m crying! Anyone followed by Brother Dao, except for Chaoyang, is doomed!”

“That’s right! Chaoyang escaped, Sister Zhou, go replace Chaoyang! May the God be with you!”

“Sob sob sob. I don’t want to see this.”

“Hey, don’t just assume it’s over. I feel like there might still be a chance to save Sister Zhou!”

“Save what? Didn’t you hear the guy above say that anyone followed by Brother Dao won’t make it?”

“Sigh, get ready for the funeral. My poor Sister Zhou, we’ll never see you swallow a goose egg again.” “Sister Zhou, rest in peace. We’ll miss you.”

“Sister Zhou, rest in peace…”

“Sister Zhou, I can’t bear to part with you! Sob sob!”