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Chapter 69 - 69: Sister Zhou, You Can Warm Brother Dao’s Bed.

Chapter 69 - 69: Sister Zhou, You Can Warm Brother Dao’s Bed.

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As Brother Dao’s voice echoed in the live stream, the entire chat room was thoroughly confused. “What on earth is going on here?”

“Talking Tom?”

“Haha, I wonder if this Talking Tom is the one my daughter plays with.”

“I can’t stop laughing! Haha! This is too funny! My stomach hurts!” “I’m so angry! I threw my daughter’s Talking Tom in frustration!”

“Upstairs is fierce! Upstairs is mighty!”

“Um… I’m kneeling at the keyboard now. My wife said if I’m well-behaved, she will forgive me.”

“Haha, you really cracked me up, upstairs!”

“Man, I thought the paper doll could never come to life. It scared me to death!” “Awesome! Brother Dao knows how to do a live stream!” “That’s right! Brother Dao must have made a fortune with this wave of gifts!”

“Haha, this is so hilarious! Is Brother Dao committing fraud?”

“D*mn it! I also sent several supercars! Give me back my food money!”

“Look at Sister Zhou’s expression. This must be the most thrilling live stream she’s had in years!”

“Our mute bride probably still doesn’t understand what happened to her.”

Once everyone figured out what was going on in Brother Dao’s live stream, they couldn’t stop laughing.

People started making crazy jokes and teasing each other.

As for Sister Zhou, who had been accompanying the paper doll in the live stream all this time, naturally, she became the prime target of jokes.

And just then, someone weakly sent a message in the chat.

“Um, guys, did we forget what we should be doing now?”

“What should we be doing? Aren’t we supposed to watch the paper doll talk?” “Hmm… I feel like that’s not the point. I seem to have forgotten.” “Oh, d*mn it! You guys! We need to save Sister Zhou! Save Sister Zhou!” “That’s right! Save Sister Zhou! Sh*t, a paper doll has thrown us off track!”

“Yeah! Brother Dao, please take the paper doll away first!”

“Yes, yes, Brother Dao, please take the paper doll away and see if you can do anything for Sister Zhou.”

“Exactly! Sister Zhou… we can’t lose her! She’s a treasure. We can let Sister

Zhou become your bed-warmer!”

“Right! Make Sister Zhou your bed-warmer and save her!”

“Yes, yes, warm the bed!”

“Sob… although it’s hard, I also hope Sister Zhou can survive this.”

“Brother Dao, be merciful with Sister Zhou.

The style of the live stream suddenly underwent another transformation.

Warming the bed?

The chat room was flooded with this time-sync comment.

Sister Zhou was at a loss.

Today had been so inexplicable.

First, she was inexplicably followed by Brother Dao.

Then, she went through the bizarre paper dolls incident.

And now, she was told to warm Brother Dao’s bed?

She thought, “What the heck!”

“I’m not doing that!”

“I’m done serving him!”

“Is this Brother Dao sent by the heavens to torment me?”

Sister Zhou decided to end the interaction. She had already decided to go to the hospital in a while.

She couldn’t believe there would be any problems!

“I’ll go straight to the hospital!” “Let’s see what problems I have!”

However…

Before Sister Zhou could end the interaction, suddenly, Brother Dao’s live stream went black.

In the center of the live stream was a line of text.

“The live stream has ended!”

All the viewers were dumbfounded!

Sister Zhou was even more bewildered!

What was going on here?

Before she could end the interaction herself, Brother Dao’s live stream unexpectedly ended?

Everyone was in a daze!

“What the hell! Did the streamer end the live stream?”

“Brother Dao left? The live stream ended? Are you kidding me?”

“Oh my god! What’s Brother Dao up to now?”

“No, no, Brother Dao must have accidentally clicked the wrong button. He’ll be back soon.”

“No, Brother Dao, you can’t do this, come back!”

“Haha. Look at Sister Zhou’s dazed expression, it’s too funny!” “If I were Sister Zhou, I’d go crazy right now! What is this play?”

At this moment, the netizens were utterly frustrated.

But there was really nothing they could do.

At this moment, Li Yidao’s live stream was incredibly popular, something the platform might not experience more than once a year! They had just promoted it to the entire platform!

But now?

Many fans who had just joined through the promotion were left baffled!

Why was this streamer so capricious? He just ended the live stream like that?

As for Sister Zhou at this moment, she was completely stunned!

Her eyes were fixedly staring ahead.

Minutes passed by, and she didn’t move an inch!

That big mouth of hers looked like you could stuff a watermelon in there now.

The key is, Sister Zhou really didn’t understand!

There were millions of viewers in the live stream right now!

This was a live stream!

And he just ended it like that?

What kind of joke was this! How could he fool others like this?

The platform manager, Wang Shengqiang, looked at the black screen of Li Yidao’s live stream.

He remained silent for a long time.

Xiaowen, by his side, also had a dazed expression.

Such a capricious streamer…

They really couldn’t handle it.

But what could they do?

Could they call Li Yidao and tell him not to end the live stream?

Forget it…

At this point, Li Yidao had become an anomaly on the platform!

Who dared to offend him?

They had witnessed firsthand the terror of Li Yidao’s following!

Wang Shengqiang was even traumatized!

Whenever he had some intimate moments with Xiaowen, thoughts of Li Yidao would involuntarily come to mind.

At the same time, along with this came impotence…

A thorough impotence!

He even thought, should he replace an experienced Chinese medicine practitioner to take care of himself?

“Take down the promotional cover…”

At this point, Wang Shengqiang could only helplessly instruct Xiaowen to remove Li Yidao’s promotional cover.

There was no other way… They couldn’t let the fans come in and see a black screen, could they?

And the instigator of all this was Li Yidao himself.

The reason he ended the live stream was that he received a phone call.

The caller claimed to be an old acquaintance of his father, and the main purpose of the call was to ask Li Yidao to replace a new burial site for his ancestral grave!

Initially, Li Yidao planned to refuse outright.

However, the caller explained that the current burial site was chosen by his father.

Thirty years ago, his father had mentioned that he would have it relocated again after thirty years because there were some issues with the original grave.

Moreover, the caller had already paid a deposit thirty years ago!

This made things difficult for Li Yidao.

His father had already passed away!

He hesitated for a moment but eventually decided to agree to the request.

On one hand, it was indeed a promise made by his father, and he vaguely remembered his father mentioning it.

So the caller wasn’t lying.

On the other hand, he also wanted to test the effectiveness of his acquired skill, Location Detection!

Currently, out of the four skills he possessed, both Location Detection and Blade of Death had not been used.

Blade of Death was definitely not something he could easily use.

As for Location Detection, he now had a perfect opportunity to test it out…

He had long forgotten about Sister Zhou in the live stream.

He didn’t even look at the time-sync comments in the live stream before ending it.

He had no idea that the live stream had gone crazy because of a paper doll incident!

He also didn’t know that Sister Zhou had interacted with him!

If he knew all this, perhaps he would have chosen to go back and say a few words to everyone.

After all, Sister Zhou warming the bed seemed like a good choice!