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Chapter 78 - 78: Death Army? Are You Trying to Put Me in Prison?

Chapter 78: Death Army? Are You Trying to Put Me in Prison?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Hearing Sister Zhou’s voice, Sister Zhou’s father’s heart was almost broken with pain!

The feeling of his own daughter asking if she was going to die, only a father who had experienced such a situation could truly understand.

“Silly girl! Why are you saying such things? Don’t worry, you will definitely be fine! Your Uncle Qi is here this time to investigate the Brother Dao incident, so you don’t need to be afraid. There will definitely be results!” Sister Zhou’s father reassured her.

At this moment, Sister Zhou’s face showed a miserable smile. She looked at Qi Yuqiang, greeted him, and said, “Hello, Uncle Qi.”

Qi Yuqiang also managed to force a smile and nodded.

His emotions were indescribable at this moment.

His feelings for Sister Zhou were like that of a godfather, protective and caring.

After all, he had watched her grow up since she was young.

If there was even a slight possibility, he would do everything in his power to help her!

Yesterday, when he learned that Sister Zhou had been followed, he reported the situation to his superiors.

After replaceing out about the relationship between him and Sister Zhou, the higher-ups allowed him to reveal some information within the permitted range.

They also wanted him to closely observe the development of this matter. That was why he was here now.

Otherwise, the organization Unit 36 was not something that ordinary people could know.

After some consideration, he realized that this matter was no longer something he could handle alone!

If he remembered correctly, the Abbot of that temple was also one of the personnel of Unit 36!

Qi Yuqiang had heard about his ability before. But now?

He actually lost ten years of his lifespan just by doing simple divination!

What did that represent?

It represented how terrifying Li Yidao was!

So, he decided to personally go back to Unit 36 and give a detailed account of the situation here.

Then… he would try to request the help of some powerful figures in Unit 36.

He couldn’t just stand by and watch Sister Zhou get into trouble!

With his decision made, Qi Yuqiang stood up and said solemnly, “Brother Zhou, you should understand the importance of this matter. I’ll go back for a while, and you wait for my news.

“As for the next few days, you all should stay in this room and not go anywhere.” His expression was serious.

Zhou Tianqi smiled bitterly and stood up.

“Brother Qi, Shuyi’s life is in your hands now.”

Qi Yuqiang waved his hand, indicating there was no need to say more.

As he left the room, the Zhou family and Zhou Tianqi remained silent. Zhou

Tianqi had decided to take a few days off.

Hopefully… everything would be okay…

Inside Brother Yidao Funeral Shop, at this moment, Brother Dao had recovered slightly after a day and night of deep sleep.

The intense hunger awakened him from his slumber.

He picked up his phone and first opened a food delivery app, intending to order a tomato and egg stir-fry rice to fill his stomach.

However, when he saw the one million yuan check on the bedside table, he silently canceled the current order and decided to treat himself to a braised pork trotter rice.

After all, he was now a millionaire, so treating himself to a good meal was justified, right?

No, he decided to add a chicken drumstick and another portion of braised pork trotters!

As he waited for his meal, Li Yidao was too lazy to get out of bed.

He checked the time. It was just 6 PM in the evening.

He pondered for a moment and decided to start a live stream.

As Li Yidao’s live stream began, the viewership skyrocketed!

There was just no denying that there were too many people following Brother Dao now!

The platform officials set up a dedicated server just for his live stream to maintain its stability.

It could be imagined how terrifying Brother Dao’s popularity had become!

“D*mn! Brother Dao is finally live!”

“@LoveMe10, come quickly! Brother Dao is live!” “Brother Dao, I love you like a mouse loves rice!” “Brother Dao, Sister Zhou hasn’t live-streamed for two days. Can you tell us if she’s going to get ‘killed!?”

“Yes, Brother Dao, tell us when Sister Zhou will get ‘killed’!”

“Sob sob, Brother Dao, I beg you, spare my bride, okay?”

“Yes, Brother Dao, please spare Sister Zhou. I still want her to try the goose eggs that I sent her!”

“Brother Dao, do you have any targets today? Do you want us to give you some ideas?”

“Let’s get started. I’m excited! Brother Dao makes a move! Who dares to challenge him!”

“Brother Dao, Brother Dao! Please spare Sister Zhou.”

“Yes, I’m also begging!”

“+10086!”

“+10010!”

At once, as Li Yidao’s live stream began, the time-sync comments showed a serious divide.

One part of the audience was pleading for Sister Zhou, hoping that Brother Dao would spare her.

This part mostly consisted of Sister Zhou’s loyal fans.

Another part was asking Brother Dao who he was going to “kill” today.

Li Yidao felt overwhelmed by the situation.

Whether to “kill” someone or not was not up to him to decide.

If they kept going like this, he might end up in trouble with the authorities!

He could only resort to his trump card again.

“Don’t mention Sister Zhou anymore, or I will follow you.”

As soon as this was said, the entire live stream was occupied by crying emoji!

“Brother Dao, you’re ruthless! I won’t mention it!”

“I don’t lack courage, it’s just not worth risking my life to plead for her…” “Sob sob, I won’t talk about it anymore, Brother Dao, please don’t follow us!”

“Sob sob. I’m scared”

“Brother Dao, Brother Dao, turning the page, please don’t follow us!”

Finally, almost no one in the live stream mentioned Sister Zhou.

At this point, the number of online viewers had exceeded one million!

It had only been a short while!

Not only that, but the number of viewers was still growing at a terrifying rate!

This was because when Brother Dao started the live stream, the entire platform’s promotion revolved around him.

This kind of promotion and special treatment of a dedicated server was usually reserved for superstars!

But now, it was given to a streamer who was not even officially contracted with the platform.

Truly unprecedented!

“Haha, Brother Dao, what do you plan to do with us today? Make paper dolls?

Make cows and horses? Or fold ingots?”

“haha, making paper dolls sounds good! I failed to learn how to do it last time.”

“Right, I haven’t learned it either. By the way, where’s that talking jade maiden from last time?”

Someone suddenly mentioned the paper dolls from the last time, and everyone knew it was just a misunderstanding.

But people couldn’t resist their curiosity.

“Does the person upstairs have a crush on the jade maiden?”

“I have to admit, with the question from upstairs, I’m starting to miss the jade maiden a bit.”

“I’m out! Are you guys into that kind of thing? I’m leaving!”

“D*mn! We’re playing, huh? I’m in! The door is welded shut! No one can run!”

Watching the audience’s banter in the live stream, Li Yidao played along.

He turned the screen toward the paper dolls on the side.

The paper dolls would be taken away tomorrow morning, so they were still there for now.

Seeing the paper dolls, the audience in the live stream started to get even more playful!

“Jade maiden is here!”

“Jade Jade, say a few more words.”

“Sister Jade, I miss you so much.”

“Jade maiden, how long are we going to live stream today?” “Jade maiden is here, are you all going to send gifts?”

“Right! Send gifts, let’s go!”

“Here it comes!”

[Ding! Brother Dao’s little fan tipped 10 rockets to the streamer and left a message, “For Jade maiden!”]

[Ding! I am Little Flower tipped 999 flowers to the streamer and left a message, “For Jade maiden!”]

[Ding! I am Brother Dao’s pendant tipped 3 luxury cars to the streamer, and left a message, “For Jade maiden!”]

[Ding! … And left a message, “For Jade maiden!”]

. For Jade maiden!”

Soon, the live stream was filled with gifts flying all over the screen.

This made some aspiring streamers frustrated!

They jumped around all day, acted cute, and tried every trick in the book, but couldn’t get more than a few tips.

Yet, what about Li Yidao? He didn’t even say a word, just placed a paper doll in the live stream, and the gifts instantly flooded in!

What a difference!

Comparisons were infuriating!

Seeing everyone being so generous, Li Yidao smiled slightly.

How many servings of braised pork trotters rice could he eat with all these gifts?

Next time, he might consider ordering an extra serving of pork trotters.

“Alright, everyone, let’s not send gifts for now. I can’t see what you’re all saying.”

“Today, let’s stick to the usual routine. I’ll randomly play some videos, let’s see if there’s anything you all like.” Li Yidao smiled faintly.

“Yeah! Brother Dao is opening the show!”

“Charge! The Grim Reaper Legion is in position, following Brother Dao!”

“Yoga ladies, wait for me, I’m going to get some tissues first!”

“Tsk tsk, upstairs, you’re not durable at all?”

“What does my durability have to do with me getting tissues to go to the toilet?”

“Oh my god! What’re you guys talking about?”

“Assemble, the Grim Reaper Legion has arrived, nothing will survive!” Li Yidao’s true fans in the live stream started screaming wildly.

When Li Yidao saw everyone mentioning the “Grim Reaper Legion,” he was completely baffled !

Other streamers had fans “Army” with a regular name.

And his fans directly used “Grim Reaper” as a nickname?

“Legion”?

D*mn!

F*ck!

Such a large scale.

Would he get censored? He was scared!