Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!
Chapter 42: Chapter 42: Playing Crash Into Heaven's Marriage with the Monk? [Please Bookmark]

Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang followed the old mother of Mount Li toward the backyard.

Passing through rows of houses and numerous courtyards, without knowing how far they had walked, they finally reached the rear garden.

As they walked, Tang Sanzang remarked, "This place isn't bad, living here a hundred and eighty years wouldn't be too lonely."

The old mother of Mount Li responded, "Of course, my property includes more than three hundred acres each of wet fields, dry fields, and orchards. There are over a thousand buffaloes, herds of mules and horses, and countless pigs and sheep. To the north, south, east, and west, we have dozens of manors and pastures. We have enough rice and grain for eight or nine years and enough silk and satin for about a decade, not to mention a lifetime's worth of gold and silver.

Although this old mansion is not bad, if you are not happy living here, you can build another one anytime."

Touching his chin, Tang Sanzang repeatedly admired, "Hearing the lady speak like this, what the hell am I going to the Western Heaven for scriptures for? I might as well just live here."

The old mother of Mount Li pursed her lips and smiled, "That would be proper."

But inside, she thought, "Die, baldy, just you wait!"

Before long, the two reached the inner hall. The old mother of Mount Li said, "Son-in-law, I have calculated, and today is an auspicious day. So let's not bother too much; I'll welcome you into the family today. However, due to the short notice, we don't have time to arrange a large feast or conduct formal wedding rituals. Do you mind?"

Tang Sanzang shook his head, "I don't mind. Let's not bother with any of that, just arrange a room and a big bed for me. Let's just go directly to the bridal chamber."

Black lines appeared on the old mother of Mount Li's forehead once again, thinking to herself that she had already simplified things enough, yet this bald thief was taking it even further, wanting to skip everything!

The old mother of Mount Li cleared her throat and said, "Son-in-law, don't be hasty.

I think you are a decent person and have accepted you as my son-in-law.

But my three daughters don't want to marry in such a confused manner.

Here's what we'll do, I have a handkerchief here. Later, you'll blindfold yourself, and we will have a blindfolded marriage game.

Today, whoever you catch will be your bride. Let's leave it to heaven. Then, the girls will have no grievances, how about that?"

Tang Sanzang raised an eyebrow, "What if I catch you too?"

The old mother of Mount Li forced a smile and said, "I'll marry you too!"

Tang Sanzang laughed loudly, "Good, good, let's do it!"

The old mother of Mount Li took a handkerchief out of her embrace, and with a flick of her hand, the handkerchief flew out and covered Tang Sanzang's head.

The handkerchief immediately tightened, blocking Tang Sanzang's vision.

In that instant, a cold smile appeared at the corner of the old mother of Mount Li's mouth.

Clap clap clap!

The old mother of Mount Li clapped her hands, and the incarnations of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, transformed into Zhenzhen, Aiai, and Lianlian, entered the room.

The old mother of Mount Li said, "Daughters, you heard what was just discussed. In a little while during the blindfolded marriage game, try not to get caught on purpose."

The three girls pursed their lips and smiled, "Mother, though we all wish to marry this venerable monk, we wouldn't want our sisters to feel sad. This time, we'll definitely try our best to dodge and leave it to fate."

The old mother of Mount Li responded, "That is very good."

At the same time, the old mother of Mount Li telepathically conveyed, "This Sky-Blocking Curtain of mine can block his sight, hearing, and Divine Sense. No matter how powerful his methods are, he will not be able to detect our positions. My daughters, feel free to stir up trouble."

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva replied, "This pseudo-Tang Sanzang is greedy and lascivious, ruining the reputation of Buddhism. He deserves this!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said with a smile, "With all our Divine Skills, even if his senses and Divine Sense were intact, catching us wouldn't be easy. We just need to give him a hard time."

Manjushri Bodhisattva said, "A mere hardship is not enough. Let's test his strength. If he is weak, we'll take him back, and let him atone through various punishments!"

The three bodhisattvas and the old mother of Mount Li slightly nodded in agreement.

Unnoticed by the four, as they communicated telepathically, the bald thief's ears twitched slightly and his lips curled into a sinister smile.

Seeing that their conversation had ended, Tang Sanzang impatiently said, "Ladies, shall we begin?"

Lishan Old Mother sneered, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Speak after you've caught them."

Tang Sanzang asked, "So, shall we begin?"

Lishan Old Mother replied, "Begin!"

Tang Sanzang clapped his hands in front of his chest and then grinned, "Well then, ladies, here I come!"

Boom!

Tang Sanzang burst forth instantly, his speed so terrifying that the entire room exploded from the wind he generated!

The explosive gust made the originally relaxed group of four stand on end!

The sensation was like that of little chicks facing a big tiger, completely instinctual fear and despair!

"Not good, be careful!" Lishan Old Mother had barely shouted when Tang Sanzang had already rushed in front of Aiai, who had transformed from Manjushri Bodhisattva, his arms wide open and hugging her directly!

Manjushri Bodhisattva was so frightened that their hair stood on end!

"Run quickly!"

"Run!"

"Dodge!"

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Avalokiteshvara were all shouting, warning Manjushri Bodhisattva.

Manjushri Bodhisattva cried out in despair, "I can't escape!"

Thud!

Aiai, who had transformed from Manjushri Bodhisattva, was directly embraced by Tang Sanzang. Tang Sanzang laughed loudly, "One wife secured! Next one!"

Having said that, Tang Sanzang suddenly turned and charged at Avalokiteshvara.

Avalokiteshvara reacted extremely quickly, retreating swiftly. They dashed out the door and in a single leap, covered a thousand miles!

Tang Sanzang lunged but missed.

"Dodged it... phew." Avalokiteshvara had just let out a sigh of relief when they heard the booming noise, and then a bald head charged like a cannonball, arms wide ready to embrace!

Avalokiteshvara's face changed drastically, and with a flicker, instantly divided into thousands of clones which scattered in all directions!

Tang Sanzang twitched his ear and laughed, "I can do that too!"

Having said that, Tang Sanzang transformed into millions in front of Avalokiteshvara, converging from every direction like a covering sky!

Avalokiteshvara's face darkened, "How did he manage that?"

Lishan Old Mother shouted, "The clone's strength is weak, replace a point to break through!"

Avalokiteshvara raised their palm and struck backwards with a palm strike!

However, a punch came roaring back, as massive as a mountain!

"I..." Avalokiteshvara's face showed despair. They had merely tested with a palm strike, but the opponent returned a punch that was lethal. This was damn treacherous!

Bang!

A deafening explosion sounded, and a figure was seen flying horizontally, tearing through the ground, extending thousands of miles away!

Then a bald head skimmed past the ground, and wherever it passed, the earth thundered loudly, like an ancient giant beast emerging, extremely terrifying.

Lishan Old Mother, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Manjushri Bodhisattva all exclaimed in shock, "What kind of person is this guy? He's too fierce!"

The three then urgently shouted, "Quick, dodge, he's coming again!"