Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World
Case 78: A meeting with the archbishop.

Case 78: A meeting with the archbishop.

I got bred yesterday. Very intensely. I guess that was what two days of no sex would do to a futa.

But regardless, we're now having breakfast peacefully. The academy had to paused for a while to handle the aftermath of this debacle, so now we're free.

''Ah, I forgot to tell you guys.'' 

''Hm?'' Liana raises her head.

''My dad will be here tomorrow.''

''That soon?!'' Tina exclaimed.

''I-I'm nervous... He's the legendary Louis of the former Saint's party... And your father as well...'' Anna wiggles restlessly.

''Don't worry, he's just a goofy guy.'' I said.

''That's true, I can attest that.'' Liana added.

''But meeting with my future father-in-law...''

''It's fine, it's fine. Just eat breakfast.'' I said. ''Ah, I'll go to the church later. I need to confirm my identity with them first. You guys stay here to train.''

I'm excited to see which cock, or no cock, I'll be getting tonight.

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''Hm~ Hm~''

It's been a while since I've walked alone like this. Although I love going on walks with my lovers, sometimes being alone like this is fine as well.

Though, the atmosphere out here seems a bit gloomy.

People are looking restless everywhere... And this obscene amount of cars on the streets...

Most likely other countries' diplomats. Cause dad said in the letter that officially, he's going here personally to represent our country in a meeting or sort. So it would be like a class reunion for the whole world I'd imagine.

I could vaguely sense quite a number of powerful mana concentrations in the distance as well, and they're moving, which means that they're probably people... This is going to be big.

Oh, there's the church. 

Woah... They really made a giant statue of Eva, huh... Must be embarrassing to be a goddess.

Hmm... Are there usually so many people here? It's kinda crowded.

Illusion magic and telekinesis it is. Let's fly above and see first.

...Eh, a barrier? Get the hell out of here.

Let's see... Oh, that old guy's clothes look fancy, maybe he's a bishop or something.

So I fly down to the bench where the man was sitting, dejected for some reason, and proceeded to give him a jumpscare.

''Woah!''

''!!'' He jolts back. ''W-Who are you??''

''I am the death, the destroyer of worlds...''

Wait, wrong script.

''...Excuse me. I am Sylvia Everwood, crown princess of the Everwood kingdom. Where can I replace the bishop, if I may ask?''

''C-Crown princess...! Then you're the daughter of that Louis Everwood... I see... Looking at your level, it seems believable.''

I still have my family's emblem though, despite it being pretty useless most of the time.

''Louis Everwood is indeed my dad.'' I nod.

''...Ah, that was rude of me.'' The man said, standing up to face me. ''I am known as archbishop Henry, nice to meet you. Your Highness.'' He bows respectfully.

An archbishop? Hm... Did I see this guy somewhere? He seems vaguely familiar... Whatever.

''Nice to meet you too.'' I said. ''Can I have a minute with you?''

''Sure thing, Your Highness. Let me serve you some tea while we're talking.''

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*szzzz*

Hm~ Nice tea. The macarons are pretty good, too.

''So.'' I begin. ''I'm sure you already knew about the incident, right?''

''...Hah~... Yes. It's causing people to panic everywhere now... It's sad to see, really.''

''Because the Saint hasn't appeared yet?''

''Mainly, yes. This is the first time that they have not come out after this long... Has the goddess really abandoned us...?''

''I'm sure there were people who claimed to be Saints themselves, no?''

''But they're all fakes, Your Highness. We do have a device that can verify Saints.''

Figured. Eva already told me this.

''Oh, how does that work again?''

''Although a real Saint doesn't have any exclusive feature to differentiate them from normal folks, they can still go through a quick test to determine whether they're legitimate or not.'' He explained. ''It's as simple as touching this piece of crystal.''

He pulls out a small, round, and transparent crystal. In the middle of it, a star-like golden pattern could be seen. 

''Isn't this important? Can you just show me like that?''

''There's an abundant supply of these, Your Highness. They're really not hard to produce at all.''

''I see. So what's special about this?'' I said, taking the crystal from his hand.

Hm? Is this glowing?

''When a real Saint touch this, it should glow with a brilliant, golden light. Ah, yes, just like that...''

'''' ... ''''

It's so bright though. What the hell.

'''' ... ''''

Nope, let's throw this one out of the window. I don't like this toy.

Henry's eyes followed the shining ball outside the window, his face has a giant loading icon stuck on it.

''Y-Your Holiness...?''

Your Holiness is here~

''Real talk time.'' I said, propping up my chin and smiling contently.

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''Oh, look at the time.'' I said. ''I have to go back now, archbishop.''

''Oh, yes, yes. Please have a good day, Your Holiness!'' Henry bows respectfully.

''Can I ask you again to help me, archbishop?''

''Please leave it to us! We will do our absolute best, Your Holiness!''

Good, good.

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*clack*

Opening the door to our room, I could see-

''Oh.''

Liana... Masturbating using my panties...

She instantly turns around, staring at me with a pair of cloudy golden eyes.

'''' ... ''''

*clack*

I calmly close the door and walk towards the bed opposite hers.

''Keep going, I'm just going to do some maintenance on my guns.'' I said, pulling out the case with the Hecate in it.

''...Are you serious?'' She said, her voice sounded somewhat sulky.

''Yes.'' I answered, putting the gun on the bed and started to wipe it carefully.

I think I might need to buy some more panties. Though I could still use cum-soaked panties just fine anyway.

''Hey, Sylvie.'' She called out. ''Aren't we lovers?''

''Yes, we are. I love you. But, this is something that we all agreed upon.''

Don't look at me like that. And your little one down there seems very frustrated... Hmm... This might affect their performance, actually. Maybe I do need to satisfy them more often, not 'occasionally' like I've said.

''...We've not done it in two days already. Let's do it once.''

''...I can't do that. That would be unfair.''

''...At least give me a blowjob then.'' She demanded, her voice almost sounded like a growl at this point.

Well crap, she looks like she's about to assault me anytime now. But I can't be pushed back here.

''Still no. But I can help you masturbate.''

''...Tch, remember this.''

I will, looking forward to it.

''If you want to do it, then win the fight today.'' I said firmly, stripping my clothes down one by one, until there's nothing left on my body.

To stimulate Liana, I decided to show her a slightly unusual pose.

I throw the Hecate aside with telekinesis, then started to get into a Jack-O position, with my embarrassing parts facing her, of course.

''Go ahead.'' I said, using telekinesis to clean my gun this time.

After a short silence, I could hear the sticky noises from Liana beating her meat behind me.

Hm... Let's plan for my future crafts here.

I've used quite a lot of bullets to clear out that zombie before, and it's quite frustrating that I wasn't able to use Gungnirs. So I probably need to make smaller explosive tips than those... Somewhere in the middle between Gungnirs and normal explosive tips. I think.

Also, I want to make a machine gun next. Let's just make a minigunhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M134_Minigun in case I need to dump bullets really fast.

I'll have to tell dad tomorrow that I need a lot of bullets. Like, a lot of them. 

''Hm?!''

Wait, she just grabbed my butt, don't tell me-

''You can't!'' I said.

''Hngh... Don't... Worry...''

*spurt* *spurt*

...Phew~ Fortunately she didn't thrust it in. My back is drenched now, though.

''...This doesn't feel as good...'' Liana muttered behind me.

...Fuck, why do I feel so bad now.

''...Hah~... Fine. The fighting can be postponed till tomorrow. Go ahead.'' I said resignedly, spreading my little hole for her.

...Hm?

''...What's wron-

*thud*

Fuck, my poor uterus...