Mom's Antics on Social Media Went Viral
Chapter 99 - 99: Can I Not Be Like You When I Grow Up?

Chapter 99: Can I Not Be Like You When I Grow Up?

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Bai Ruirui’s mind was filled with what her mother had just told her. She had never done anything bad, let alone think that her mother, who had always doted on her and taught her kindness, would let her do that kind of thing. She was in a mess now. She had said that she was playing with the children just now, but in fact, she was just looking at them in a daze. She was even very envious of the boys. If she was also a boy, her father would not have abandoned her and her mother.

Actually, she was a little afraid of her mother now. She always felt that her mother seemed to have become a different person because her mother was not like this in the past. However, her mother said that she had changed because of her. It was all her fault for not being a boy. Thinking of this, she felt even more upset and felt that she had let her mother down. Seeing that her brothers were massaging their mothers, she also wanted her mother to be happy. She walked to Chen Xiaomei’s side nervously. “Mom, do you want a massage too?”

Chen Xiaomei glanced at her coldly and nodded. Bai Ruirui quickly brought a chair over and staggered to her feet to massage her mother.

“Everyone says that girls are considerate little darlings. What a load of bullsh*t! Even boys come faster than her. I knew it. What strength can a child have? How is it comfortable? These b*tches like to put on an act in front of the camera to make the audience think that their mothers are kind and their sons are filial! Each one is more shameless than the other. Disgusting!”

Jiang Xinyuan listened as the bad woman started to curse at the other guests. According to his past experience, she would not stop until she had cursed for at least ten minutes. The bad woman always acted as if the entire world had let her down. Jiang Xinyuan chose to pee again and quickly ran towards the toilet, preparing to call his father to inform him.

In the end, he was brought to a house by his assistant who was guarding the back of the house.

“Dad, Master, Disciple-Nephew, why are you all here?” Jiang Xinyuan looked at the room full of people and asked with a puzzled expression.

At this point, Zhang Ye still could not accept being called a Disciple-Nephew by a five-year-old child! However, he had no choice. This brat was Daoist Zhang’s disciple, and he was Daoist Zhang’s disciple’s disciple. There was a huge difference in seniority. He could only smile and nod at Jiang Xinyuan. Then, he began to play dumb. He could not open his mouth to call Jiang Xinyuan Martial Uncle. It was so embarrassing.

Daoist Zhang could not be bothered with him. He said to Jiang Xinyuan, “The news you heard today is very important, so we all came to listen.”

At the mention of this, Jiang Xinyuan had something to say. He told him everything he had just heard. Jiang Yi listened and said, “In other words, if we slander Chen Xiaomei and reduce her luck, the otherworldly soul won’t be able to absorb it.”

Zhang Ye concluded, “President Jiang hit the jackpot.”

Jiang Xinyuan looked at his father adorably. “Did Daddy do it?”

Jiang Yi nodded slightly.

“If the bad woman replaces out that you did it, will she go crazy?” Jiang Xinyuan frowned. He was afraid that the bad woman would go crazy and deal with his mother without a care.

Jiang Yi said, “That’s why you were right not to pick up Dad’s call this morning. As long as I don’t appear for a moment, no matter what she’s thinking, she can only guess. She can’t be sure if it’s me!”

“In other words, Daddy will never be able to see Mommy again?” Jiang Xinyuan said in a regretful tone, but his expression was filled with excitement. Although it was a little selfish to think this way, the time alone with Mommy was too happy! He had to cherish it. “Daddy, don’t worry. I will protect Mommy well!” The little guy said and nodded firmly.

How could Jiang Yi not see through the little guy’s thoughts? He smiled helplessly and rubbed his little head like Fu Xin. He thought to himself, This is why she likes to rub the little guy’s head. The little guy’s hair is soft and furry. It feels so good to the touch. “Next time, call Daddy. Be careful. Just don’t let the bad woman see you. Don’t use the excuse of going to the toilet.”

Jiang Xinyuan was puzzled. “Why? Other than going to the toilet, it’s easy for her to see.”

Jiang Yi explained, “How many times did you go to the toilet early in the morning? Although your mother didn’t say anything, she looked at you every time you went. She’s probably already suspicious, not to mention that the bad woman has been staring at you.”

Jiang Xinyuan nodded obediently. “I understand.”

Jiang Yi nodded.

Jiang Xinyuan looked at Jiang Yi seriously. After hesitating for a long time, he finally couldn’t help but say, “Dad, if I had known this would happen, you wouldn’t have become good-looking. That way, that bad woman wouldn’t have targeted you. But I look like you now. How can I not be like you when I grow up? I don’t want to be targeted.”

Jiang Yi was silent for a moment before saying, “But your mother likes

good-looking people..”