The more they oppose, the more it shows that I am doing the right thing -
Chapter 46 Your Holy Water, in Disarray (End of the month, asking for monthly tickets)
Ai Xueli really felt she had misjudged.
Is everyone on the frontier this talented?
At first, seeing this fellow's humanoid attire, matched with quite tasteful clothing, she thought he must at least be a humanoid creature, but she didn't expect him to be even more secretive and repressed than the previous streaker.
She realized why he chose to wear pure white trousers — one leak and the whole room could see!
This trick was even more perverted than streaking in front of everyone.
Clamping her legs tightly, biting her lip, her body slightly bent like a shrimp, Ai Xueli struggled hard to overcome the urge to urinate.
She looked unwillingly at Lister, yet saw his complexion remained unchanged, still elegant and graceful. She was puzzled in her heart.
Why, affected by the same magic, could Lister hold on?
She couldn't understand.
Was her willpower not as strong as Lister's?
Or was it that Lister's talent in using magic was more refined and exquisite than her own?
Why should that be?
Why?
Ai Xueli would definitely not accept this.
No matter the reason, Ai Xueli would not accept it, for the pride of a genius magician did not allow her to be defeated.
She slowly straightened her back and took a deep breath.
She would hold on.
As long as she could endure the ten minutes of the test, the Scales of Order would not grant him a perfect score.
— She told herself in her heart.
Bring on whatever trick you have.
"Candidate Ai Xueli, are you really able to hold on?"
Lister pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses with a calm elegance, a graceful smile on his lips, and a tone carrying a touch of human concern, "Can you really last ten minutes without urinating?"
"If you can't, I as a person wouldn't mind letting you have a few drops first."
Such magnanimity, such gentleness, such respect for women, such noble thoughtfulness,
These were the ideals of a perfect noble spirit that Lister had pursued all his life, the gentlemen's soul that ran through countless ancestors of the Moon Family for a thousand years, and now, at last, it was inherited by Lister.
Surely his honorable ancestors would also feel comforted by Lister in heaven.
Damn it, you're the candidate...!
I am the examiner!
This guy is actually turning the tables!
This secretively saucy glasses-wearer, others duel by 'letting you have a few moves first,' but his dueling offer was 'letting you have a few drops first', which simply insults one to the extreme.
Ai Xueli's gaze at Lister was murderous; she gritted her teeth and spitefully said, "Frontier barbarian, bring out whatever you've got."
I will hold on.
Lister sighed slightly in resignation and said calmly, "Then I shall offend."
"Proctor Ai Xueli, honorable ancestors, please witness—"
Lister declared loudly, "Please witness my enlightenment!"
Nezha's Riotous Ocean Stream style, the third move.
He lifted his magic wand and light blue water elements gathered around him. The surrounding water vapor surged up at once,
An Su had once told Lister that Nezha was a young hero who disturbed the sea, and Lister felt like he was that hero at this moment, churning the oceans, conquering the tides.
[Water Element Gathering]
[Intermediate Stage Magic]
[Attack Magic]
[Magic Power Consumption: Four]
[Creates a tidal vortex, capable of attracting surrounding water streams, eventually forming a massive attacking water bullet. If too few water elements are attracted, activation fails.]
There's no water around here.
If it were the usual amount of urine, it would not be attracted by the gathering of water elements.
But inside their bodies, there was an entire six bottles' worth of Holy Water, which now had been doubled by "Nezha's Riotous Ocean Stream", reaching a total of twelve bottles of water, and it just met the threshold for the gathering of water elements.
However, even so, it was still not possible.
Ai Xueli could not understand even more now. "Gathering of Water Elements" was an offensive magic and could not be directly used on enemies like "Nezha's Riotous Ocean Stream"—a type of Blessing Magic—or "The Rippling Surface", a kind of detection magic.
When faced with Blessing Enhancement Magic, the human body's resistance to magic tends to be low, while the opposite is true for offensive magic.
Use "Gathering of Water Elements" to extract the urine from Ai Xueli's body?
This was simply not possible—those who could come up with such an idea clearly did not have enough understanding of magic.
Was it possible that An Su was actually a magic idiot?
By the way, "Nezha's Riotous Ocean Stream" could not affect bodily fluids within the human body. It could not double the volume of blood inside one's body or waterlog one's brain.
According to Druid biology, human bodily fluids account for eighty percent of body weight and are classified into extracellular and intracellular fluids, both of which are protected by magic resistance.
Excretory organs, the reproductive tract, and orifices such as the mouth and nose are directly exposed to the external environment. The fluids contained within, such as saliva, mucus, and urine, are not internal fluids and have very low magic resistance.
An Su had also aimed for this point, thus choosing "Nezha's Riotous Ocean Stream".
But why did he use "Gathering of Water Elements"?
Why did he choose this offensive water magic,
Ai Xueli could not understand at all—she was completely baffled.
But in the next instant, her pupils shook violently as though struck by enlightenment.
Realizing that possibility, her shoulders shuddered slightly.
She had fallen into a cognitive trap,
Based on the thinking patterns formed by her upbringing in this region, if Blessing Magic was used on enemies, then who was offensive magic meant for?
The answer was, for himself.
Lister, that perverted spectacled beast, this perverse and terrifying individual, abandoned his resistance to magic and used "Gathering of Water Elements" on his own body. He wanted to extract the urine from his own bladder to create—a
gigantic attacking urine bomb!!
And the target that this urine bomb was crashing towards was Ai Xueli.
Her pupils trembled violently as Ai Xueli could not imagine such an outcome; just thinking about it made her entire body break out in goosebumps.
This would be an ultimate insult, worse than wetting herself. When that gigantic urine bomb hit her face in front of everyone, all dignity, all pride would vanish. She could not fathom how bleak a future that would be.
Ai Xueli also realized another horrifying truth—it was her use of "Nezha's Riotous Ocean Stream" on Lister that provided him with enough urine to use "Gathering of Water Elements".
It was her mimicry and counterattack that had enabled Lister to create his urine bomb.
Was her own action, her own response, also part of the gambit by this 'Brother Su' Lister mentioned?
What wicked intelligence!
Why not use that brain for something good!
Ai Xueli bit her lip hard, cold sweat dripping down her forehead.
Could she mimic and counterattack this time?
No.
She could not.
She did not have the courage, nor the resolve.
The resolve to forsake oneself.
She could not do it, she could not do like Lister—
Because using "Gathering of Water Elements" on oneself was equivalent to urinating directly!
To urinate in public was social suicide, and to be hit with a urine bomb was also social suicide. Neither choice would give Ai Xueli any opportunity to turn the tables.
Now there was only one way left, to concede defeat before Lister's urine bomb was formed,
Let Lister—the barbarian from the frontier—score a complete victory.
Ai Xueli clenched her fists, her nails digging deeply into her skin,
But her pride would not allow it, would not allow her to yield to an inferior being!
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