The Rise of Otaku -
Chapter 278 - the hapless ex
Chapter 278: Chapter 278 the hapless ex
Luhua City was currently experiencing a crisis of trust, and the trouble was caused by that ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia. Zhou Yu had also seen a crested dog’s tail flower on his chest that was about to blossom in just a few days. Soon, the idol inside would be revealed to the outside world.
However, there were so many idols in the world, Zhou Yu didn’t have to recruit every one of them into Luhua city. Like this idol, Zhou Yu didn’t want it, but he could not stop others thinking that he wanted it. In order to restore the reputation of Luhua city, something should be done.
The impatient little Firefly shouted directly, “let’s kick him out! Old man, cover me, I’ll teach this man using my new archery skill!”
The creature in the ACG world could not cause damage to the people in the real world, but this law was not completely true in Luhua city. As long as Zhou Yu used the wood in the small forest in the back garden of his home, he could make the weapons and equipment of the ACG world that could cause damage to the people in the real world.
However, Zhou Yu never agreed to build such a weapon for little Firefly, because this delinquent girl already caused enough trouble in the ACG world. If she was able to do something to the people in the real world, who knows what kind of trouble she would make.
However, in the circumstance where they could not replace any good methods to kick one person out of the park, little Firefly’s method might be worth a try.
Mu Xiaoyou was a little reluctant. After all, that man was her ‘biological father’, but seeing everyone unanimously decided so, plus her mother was indeed abandoned by him, so she eventually agreed. However, she still fought for a certain right for her father, that was they could hit her father, but they couldn’t hit her father’s face.
So the mission of kicking her father out was decided.
The biggest problem with the weapons Zhou Yu made for the little Firefly was that they could not be seen by outsiders. Otherwise, if other people saw a small bow bent itself and shot arrows itself, it would definitely scare a lot of people. So how to carry out the attack in secret was the key during this mission.
However, the ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia always performed in busy areas, so it was hard to avoid all people’s eyes. But nothing is impossible to a willing mind. Eventually, Zhou Yu found the best place to carry out the mission.
There was a small restaurant near the place where the ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia played his guitar and sang songs, and there was a small booth on the second floor, which was an excellent shooting position. After he booked the small booth and told the people there not to let anyone else in, the mission could be carried out safely. To be safe, he even used a small box to cover the little Firefly and other people, leaving only a few holes on the box, so they could use those holes to aim and shoot arrows.
In this way, even if someone happened to be looking at the second floor and saw the small box, they would not be able to see bows shooting arrows themselves.
There was one more test that needed to be done before the mission was carried out, and that was the lethality test. The small bow and arrows made by the carpenter beaver were almost as big as toothpicks. However, although it was small, Zhou Yu still needed to test its power. It would be an extremely dangerous thing if a toothpick went all the way into the sky.
But how to test it? Of course, Zhou Yu would not test it on himself. In the end, he got a piece of skinless pork and asked little Firefly to shoot at it from three meters away. After the test shot, Zhou Yu found that one-quarter of the arrow went inside the pork. It seemed like its power was not very big.
Still feeling worried, Zhou Yu decided to sacrifice himself and test it on his own butt.
Hearing her old man’s decision, little Firefly’s eyes were instantly lit up.
It was a perfect opportunity for her to punish her old man. Because of the drinking problem, she did not know how many times her father had been nagging at her. Now that she could finally use this opportunity to vent the resentment that had been built up since the past.
“Don’t worry, old man, I will be very careful not to hurt you.”
Although little Firefly said so, Zhou Yu saw that she had pulled back the string of the bow to the maximum. Clearly, she had used her full strength.
Goddammit, I will definitely reduce her next month’s pocket money in half.
Before he even had the time to shout stop, the arrow was shot out and hit right in his butt.
This time, the arrow shot even deeper than it hit the pork. It meant that unless they used their full strength, otherwise, it would not be dangerous.
But it really hurts!
Pulling out the toothpick with tears, Zhou Yu confirmed again if everything was ready. It seemed like everything was ready to go.
On another weekend, the ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia came to the amusement park very early. With a guitar, he began to perform on the same spot again. But today, Zhou Yu and his children were going to teach him some lessons.
Because it was a street performance, so the crowd was watching his performance from a certain distance. Little Firefly was already quite far behind the ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia, plus the further it was, the less powerful the arrow would be, so even if the arrow missed him, it would not cause any damage to the people in the crowd. Moreover, since they were shooting from his back, even if they missed the butt, they would not hit his eyes.
This ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia was indeed quite good at the street performance. He has only been hanging around the amusement park for a few weeks, but he has already gathered a small number of fans. No wonder Mu Jiajia was clearly dumped by him, but she still had feelings towards him.
Looking at these crazy little female fans, Zhou Yu could only sigh helplessly. He did not know how many girls would be ruined by this scumbag. Today’s mission could also be considered as an act of early revenge for those future heartbroken girls.
“Get ready! Kaka, don’t push me. If you push me in again I will whip you! And Qi Yulin, is your camera ready? Be sure to capture this girl’s heroic image!”
Seeing there was a decent amount of people in the crowd, the ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia decided to sing a song to hype up the crowd. However, he did not know many little people were smiling evilly while looking at him from his back. Even the young cameraman Qi Yulin was also dragged out from the studio to capture this historic moment.
Kaka was very excited, “older sister Firefly, shoot it, hurry up and shoot it! I can’t wait to shoot the next arrow!”
Little Firefly pulled back the string, took aim, and shot the first arrow with a whoosh.
The ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia had just sung a few words, and then all of sudden, he felt a sharp pain in his butt. It caused his voice to raise several pitches higher instantly. It felt like he was sweet-talking to a nurse, but the nurse suddenly inserted a sharp needle into his butt.
“YES!”
The children of Zhou Yu clapped their hands and cheered, and Zhou Yu also quickly left the window, in case someone saw him.
“It’s my turn, my turn!”
The little people were watching the reaction of the ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia excitedly, and this time, it was Kaka’s turn. Benben was the most unfortunate one. Because its body was too big, it could not hide under the box. It could only peek at people’s reactions at the edge of the window with its father Zhou Yu.
Today, perhaps was the most hapless day of this ex-boyfriend of Mu Jiajia.
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